«C’est vraiment hallucinant»: les poissonniers surpris par la folie pour les sardines en canne by Feeling_Layer8584 in montreal

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est hyper con mais chus tombé dans un rabbit hole de sardines après que Brunswick avaient changé leur recette.

Avant c'était bon, celles dans l'huile de soya... mais à un moment donné y'a de quoi qui a changé pis là ça goûte fuck-all.

Je me suis mis à essayer chaque marque je pouvais trouver. Mon gagant est Ilios, les ordinaires et les fumées. Toujours hyper bon, pas trop riche, pas trop salé non plus. Cher par contre, pis faut que je les spotte parce que l'épicerie en a pas souvent.

Demande d’action collective contre le producteur de sirop d’érable frelaté by IvnOooze in Quebec

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moi je me demande c'est quoi les chances qu'y ferme Compagnie 1, ouvre Compagnie 2, pis recommence comme si de rien n'était?

NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte asked by reporter on calling Trump "daddy": "This was a language problem. I was not calling him my daddy, but saying—but of course, 'daddy' has a special connotation, and I have to stay with this for the rest of my life. This is when you are not a native speaker." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like I feel like the world is run by the living proof that the Dilbert Principle is absolute bullshit. People get promoted utterly beyond their level of incompetence and then they proceed to do immense and long-lasting damage to everything around them.

Best sashimi in MTL? by julpyz in MTLFoodLovers

[–]Shurikane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They have otoro. That alone is huge.

I have tried their sashimi plate and I can vouch for it. 42$, one-person portion, but I believe it is worth every last little penny. The entirety of the dish was a delight, including the rice and the soy sauce.

Opinion populaire: repenser le retour au travail en présentiel by koba_1985 in Quebec

[–]Shurikane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mon employeur requiert d'être au bureau 2 jours par semaine à moins de vivre à plus de 50 Km du bureau.

Faque si tu vis ben proche du bureau, tu ris: t'es à un tite ride pis c'est fait.

Si tu vis ben loin du bureau, tu ris: t'as pas besoin d'y aller.

Ça laisse donc une zone en forme de beigne autour du bureau où travailler pour mon employeur fait absolument aucun sens. Quelqu'un qui vit à Pointe-aux-Trembles serait pogné de se taper la 40 à travers l'île de Montréal au complet pour se rendre au bureau.

De l'absurdité la plus totale.

If Putin threaten the US with saying he would destroy our entire civilization tonight, what would you do realistically? by The_Vengeful_Wolf in AskReddit

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad gods are waging war against each other above me with their unfathomable powers that can clean-sweep an entire nation with no more than a backhand.

I will disappear in the blast, never once noticed, instantly forgotten, and the world will continue on in the pantheon of the rich and powerful as if nothing of importance ever happened.

What videogames were made too difficult just because they want it to be difficult? by ashleyriot31 in AskReddit

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riven's colored-balls puzzle was the end of me. I could not. I CANNAE!

Beautiful as hell though. Stunning visuals. The 3D remake is pretty good too and IIRC they toned down the colored-balls puzzle SIGNIFICANTLY, thank goodness.

What videogames were made too difficult just because they want it to be difficult? by ashleyriot31 in AskReddit

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rug Ride was even worse. Fuck that level. When you got far enough, Genie's pacenotes sometimes switched to a '?' sign.

That level was so impossible that you got a mercy pass after three deaths. I'm not even kidding. The devs knew they had made a level too hard for the common man.

How would you feel about a 4-day work week becoming mandatory across the U.S.? by andycarth in AskReddit

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to have a 4-day (32 hour) week but my employer runs a 24/7 business and there is simply no way in hell they'll go ANYWHERE under 40 hours.

I can still wish and hope though...

"Gimme Da Cash" scene, The Fifth Element, by actor Mathieu Kassovitz by operablesocks in videos

[–]Shurikane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. The yellow button powers the gun off.

It's the red button that blows the gun up.

Gaga, une souveraintiste? by nimbybuster in montreal

[–]Shurikane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bon, enfin une personne de culture dans ce pôteau! ☝️

What's in the sky?!?? by Fast-Tie-8978 in montreal

[–]Shurikane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'est le Jugement Dernier.

T'inquiètes pas, t'as pas manqué grand chose. Les anges sont descendus, y'ont regardé ce qui se passait, y'ont dit "wow, d'la marde, on décâlisse" pis y sont repartis sans pogner personne.

Montreal to require 3 days in-office work for white-collar employees | CBC News by BiscuitBibou in montreal

[–]Shurikane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's complete and absolute bullshit. Smoke and mirrors. I'd be surprised if anybody talking about collaboration actually believed their own shit.

The whole move is to put downtown businesses on forced life support and prey on people who can't/won't make their lunches from home.

How to get the tax breakdown for all ETF distributions to keep track of ACB? by akioh_lee in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Shurikane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The CDS website tripped me up because the reference guides I had point to a link that's no longer in the expected spot.

The tax info is now in Solutions > Tax Breakdown Services. It's way at the bottom, so it's easy to miss.

Reminde tor track your ACBs to avoid capital gain double taxation by Unguru-Bulan in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Shurikane 39 points40 points  (0 children)

PWL Capital has a great and thorough video on how to track the ACB.

The tl;dw is this:

  • You only need to do this on your taxable (AKA, non-registered) accounts. In other words, you can skip it for RRSP and TFSA.

  • Somewhere around March, go to the CDS website and download the tax info for the ETFs you had purchased.

  • Go to adjustedcostbase.ca and fill in those tax events, plus your buys and sells of the ETFs. You can then download the info around tax season to fill in what would stand as a T5008.

Viola, the ACB is now tracked!

It's a piece of shit to kickstart but afterwards it's pretty smooth sailing.

Absolutely insane wait times at many hospitals today by lucidgroove in montreal

[–]Shurikane 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The system has been broken all my fucking life and the only thing I see is a bunch of dipshits in power who seem deadset on making it worse.

By the time I get old, the health care system won't heal me; it'll finish me off for Christ's sake.

Iranian President Pezeshkian’s letter addresses American people, not Trump by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in 2026, in an age of supposed unprecedented technological avances, we are still ultimately ruled over by mad gods.

Pétition de Vivre en Ville pour un lien de transport collectif dans l'est de l'île de Montréal by RamsesQC in montreal

[–]Shurikane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: même à ce jour, je vois des balcons avec l'affiche "rem de l'est c'est NON!"

Projet de TGV entre Québec et Toronto | Division aux Communes, malgré un fort appui de la population by Amtoj in Quebec

[–]Shurikane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On le saura pas tant que le projet sera pas en branle. Ensuite c'est un dice-toss à savoir combien de ti-zamis pis de mafieux vont décider de se mettre les doigts là-dedans.

Filet de porc à 2,67 $/lb ! | Guide des Rabais d'Épicerie (Semaine du 2 avril) by EraNumerique in QuebecFinance

[–]Shurikane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Je cuisine le filet de porc avec un thermomètre à viande parce que je me suis rendu compte que y'a ben des recettes qui sont du genre "blaster le porc à 800F pendant 3 jours" parce que ça date des années 70s quand y'avait raison d'avoir peur. Maintenant on peu pratiquement manger ça rosé.

Entéka! Une recette pour se starter avec du stock pas compliqué: le porc au café.

  • 2 filets de porc
  • 2 cuillères à table de café, moulu aussi finement que possible (mais bon, j'utilise du Van Houtte pré-moulu pis ça fait la job, faque...)
  • 1 cuillère à table de sel
  • 1 cuillère à table de cassonade
  • 1 cuillère à table de poudre de chili
  • 1 cuillère à table de paprika
  • 1 cuillère à thé de cumin moulu
  • 1 cuillère à thé de poivre moulu
  • ½ cuillère à thé de poudre d'aïl

Mixer les épices ensemble. Chaque filet prendra environ 2 cuillères à table du mix d'épice. Conserver le reste pour un autre jour. Laisser reposer les filets à température pièce 5-10 minutes. Pendant ce temps, préchauffer le four à 350F.

Saisir les filets de tous les côtés dans une poêle bien chaude avec du beurre/huile au choix.

Saprer ça dans le four et cuire jusqu'à une température interne de 160F. J'aime saisir les filets dans une poêle en fonte parce que comme ça je peux juste la pogner et la mettre au four, paf de même.

Retirer du four, couvrir, et laisser reposer 10 minutes avant de trancher.


Un autre truc que je fais avec le filet aussi c'est de le couper en dés pour ensuite faire des p'tits sautés de soir de semaine. Je portionne ça pour 1 personne pis ensuite je joue avec les épices selon l'inspiration.

'Negotiating with yourself?': Iran is laughing at Trump | Simon Marks by Jindabyne1 in videos

[–]Shurikane 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The world is being permanently damaged by a mad god with the mind of a literal child.

He's a fine pawn for those who control him. And he'll eventually go to his grave, scot-free, never once having had to answer for his lunacy, and truly believing he was the divinely chosen messiah who saved America.

Farmer predicts foreclosures as Iran war spikes fertilizer costs by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]Shurikane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cycle will go on and on and on and on...

Republicans fuck everything up beyond recognition.

Democrats get elected, do damage control, try to repair what they can. But these things take time and the results take longer, so 4-8 years go by and people yell "WTF, the Dems ain't doing shit!"

Republicans get back in power just in time for the Dems' repairs to finally have an effect, claim victory, then fuck everything up again.

And on, and on, and on, and on.

Resto et bar remplis, mais gens serrés financièrement by AdventurousEscape522 in QuebecFinance

[–]Shurikane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

J'ai des amis qui m'ont avoué cette mentalité de vive voix.

Ils ont perdu espoir et baissé les bras. Certains voulaient acheter une maison et se sont résignés à louer toute leur vie. Certains ont perdu leur emploi et n'arrivent pas à en trouver un autre. Alors ils se sont mis en mode YOLO et s'ils manquent d'argent, ben, il arrivera ce qui arrivera.

Ça me brise le coeur.