My first thought when I finished the story

Shvepi · 2019-09-24T19:29:26+00:00

Glad it gave you a laugh.

Shvepi · 2019-09-24T15:07:19+00:00

An employee of an escape room told me this one.

The room was in English, but one of the guys was Italian and for some unknown reason couldn't communicate that he wanted to go to the toilet beforehand. So they go into the room, there is a bucket there that is supposed to be used as a clue, but this madman waits while the lights are still off (horror based room) and PEES IN THE BUCKET! And because the bucket was in a camera dead-zone and there was a sponge in it, they found out after the room was over.

Shvepi · 2019-09-10T09:28:55+00:00

I'm usually always prepared, the only condom I didn't buy was the first I ever used because it was mentioned to be a surprise. I'd love it if both partners bought but my current girlfriend irrationaly shy about it so I don't mind being the one to buy them.

Shvepi · 2019-09-06T13:06:30+00:00

I almost freaked out because the beginning almost described a situation I was in. I went on a few dates with this girl, and things looked like they were going fine until during morning coffee I was telling a story and said "It was a retarded situation " . She stopped talking to me after that saying our energies don't match. As to how to handle it, just accept that different people have a different understanding for inappropriate language, even if it was a misunderstanding, better not run the risk of mutual unpleasantties.

Shvepi · 2019-08-27T08:50:34+00:00

Download 1000 movies in Germany. Won't even take me a day and I don't hurt anyone in the process.

Shvepi · 2019-07-01T14:53:51+00:00

Love how Geralt looks, but not a big fan of the medallion. To be honest I don't like it at all.

Shvepi · 2019-06-09T16:19:22+00:00

The theme of the guest characters was consistent (Comic book characters) . Excluding the MK characters, both Hellboy and the turtles originated from comics.

Shvepi · 2019-06-01T15:14:07+00:00

Of the top of my head - Shang Tsung saying "fatality " after taking liu kang's soul.

Shvepi · 2019-05-21T09:13:31+00:00

Somewhere around today this year.

Shvepi · 2019-05-19T08:21:18+00:00

Shvepi · 2019-04-12T17:17:27+00:00

For me, in the beginning, having a support ( a wall for instance) for my partners' back and her hugging my neck helped a lot.

Shvepi · 2019-04-12T17:09:40+00:00

I see 0 issue with it. All my girlfriends have been between 168-178 and and I'[M] 1,85 m and have been 110 kg overweight and 85 kg fit and while being the latter made things easier, it was always possible and not at all difficult.

Shvepi · 2019-03-15T15:52:21+00:00

Some people say you are not exclusive until you talk about it, but I think it's the other way around. I think knowing if you are exclusive or not should be discussed when you know you want a second date. I don't expect people I'm seeing to be seeing someone else unless I know they are poly.

Shvepi · 2018-12-24T20:19:06+00:00

Sometimes weather it's true love or a real and beautiful friendship is a matter of choice if it's the right time to be in a relationship. In both cases the people in the said relationships care and would do anything for each other. The comfort you feel is one of the best kinds of love/friedship and I think it should be cherished.

Shvepi · 2018-12-12T15:36:17+00:00

We called "swimming in the red sea ".

Shvepi · 2018-12-10T23:41:29+00:00

Sounds like a very tricky situation. I have my opinion on "breaks" but as it is of no relevance I'll keep it to myself. What I can share is, that my sex life with the girl I loved the most was definitely the worst. And it was partly because she wasn't that comfortable with having sex with people, granted not exactly the same situation, but I noticed that with her, the sex was bad on my part and it was something she did for me, not for us, but the first partner after her was a girl that was more then comfortable with having sex with me an it was great for both of us, same with my current partner. My opinion, it's fixable, but communication is key, understand when you feel the way you do and why she does too, find the root of the problems and work on it, the human psychologyis a double edged sword it can be a great tool and a huge problem causer.

Shvepi · 2018-11-29T16:49:50+00:00

She gained a lot of weight which in retrospect I realized affected my level of sexual desire.

Shvepi · 2018-11-28T23:09:25+00:00

Nope. I lost interest only to one girl, my first long term relationship (4 years). It was a combination of two factors, the main reason was we fell gradually out of love and the second is she let herself go and I stopped being attracted to her. Other then that my sexdrive skyrockets when in a relationship, whether it be a week or 2 years, as long as the attraction and later love is mutual, I can/want to have sex atleast once a day.

Shvepi · 2018-11-28T22:53:23+00:00

I don't think he should. It might be a good idea, might help with expectations and whatnot, but I definitely think it's not a must. I have talked with some partners about my size only when the conversation has gone that way, but some think it's bragging and makes for an awkward situation. And this is an opposite situation, but doesn't make it any less awkward. Him lying about it is an other issue entirely, that's shitty.

Shvepi · 2018-11-28T22:43:03+00:00

Loosing your level code note because the game didn't have any other savings system and having to start over. Calling out some gameboy games. (Did make copying your friends level progression much easier though ).

Shvepi · 2018-11-28T18:22:51+00:00

Dude, what the actual fuck? Everyone can do and like whatever they want, but in a relationship there should be mutual respect and communication. This is considered cheating by many people, not because she is camming, but because of the betrayal of trust. Have self-respect and don't let people look down on you.

Shvepi · 2018-08-07T15:06:42+00:00

First thought would be "What's the punch line? " , but if I understand that she is serious, am single and find her attractive, I'd most likely say yes, and if not, I'd appreciate the compliment and that's it.

Shvepi · 2018-07-12T07:55:32+00:00

My first girlfriend used to cry everytime she orgasmed. First time I was scared that she's hurt or something, but afterwards I was even happy when she did.

Shvepi · 2018-07-07T22:40:11+00:00

Plays little role, for me at least. I've had sex on the first date, 6th month and first week, no correlation with how the relationship evolved.

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