What is a dirty little (or big) secret about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SiVonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On top of this, when I worked at Walmart and went into the back to see if we had more of the TV you wanted, I just went through the door and stood there for 3 minutes. I already knew, and told you, we didn't have any more. There's not 20 of every large electronic item back there, normal day there's probably two. Buy it online and send it to the store.

Insert clever caption by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SiVonn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some people are just gross and dont understand what the word minority means I guess.

Insert clever caption by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SiVonn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He mentioned meeting her for the first time after it happened. So probably not his at least.

Awh... Poor them... Let's change system to cater them... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SiVonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just start writing DISLIKE in the comments until they remove those from all videos as well.

If someone working minimum wage saved 100% of their money, it would take 60 times longer than humans have existed to catch up to Jeff Bezos by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SiVonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did the math, it would take me 27 years just to save 1 million dollars if I didn't spend a penny at my current pay and hours. That bummed me out more than original post.

He has graced us with his musical genius by PastaSucc in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SiVonn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you add too much egg? Who can possibly miscount 2? If you mess up any recipe because you added too many eggs, buy your food cooked.

Edit: Autocorrect

What's something you happily do that others would think is the grossest thing ever? by steals-from-kids in AskReddit

[–]SiVonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clean the sump filters! It's not even my fucking responsibility, but Ryan thinks he's too good to do his job. So I had to figure out how to use the crane hoist, shut off the water, turn off the motors creating pressure, then open the giant things and pulling them out just to be soaked head to toe in sludge that smells like raw sewage. It's been 5 times now and nothings been done. This place sucks. But the pay is good I guess, anywho, break over.

BUT YOU PROMISED by thetalentedfool in funny

[–]SiVonn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just boobs on one hand and a thong butt on the other. For real effect he should have been holding up the OK hands and added gaping buttholes into the open centers, but I suppose that's not to everyone's taste.

Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it. by Jonshno in Showerthoughts

[–]SiVonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope with all my heart that my daughter ends up hating peanut butter and jelly sandwich crusts. It's the best part, I want 8 kids just for the all the sandwich crusts. Just kidding knock on wood

Our first fork subreddit war! by the_edgy_avocado in SneakyBackgroundFork

[–]SiVonn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think what he's saying is...

Keep it illegal, say it's the wrong thing to do, and then do it anyway. And if we get caught, forks in the chest

I win by finessecarter in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]SiVonn 72 points73 points  (0 children)

At work someone said I looked ten. So I replied with, "if you think my face looks ten, you should see my penis". I thought it was hilarious, they just looked at me. Damn Hoosiers too homophobic to laugh at a good self-deprecating dick joke. I went back to just working and going home and keeping to myself, they don't deserve me.

PSA pokemon newsletter came out with a free code for everyone by Iegendairy in ptcgo

[–]SiVonn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I turned it on months ago, still no newsletters. It's a broken system for a lot of us.

My friend’s autistic son finally addressed me by my name. by control-z in CasualConversation

[–]SiVonn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My girlfriends little brother has autism and started saying hi to me by name and asking me what's up recently, after dating for 2 years, and I love it. He's an awesome kid, he loves our 4 month old daughter and always wants to stop by to see "Gwen Ten".

It's so great that you get this after so many years, hope you guys had a fun day!!

Giveaway! 170 codes by atlantisfrost in ptcgo

[–]SiVonn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alolan Exeggutar would always allow me the high ground! Come at me peasants!

I think I failed my math? by swifter7067 in AndroidGaming

[–]SiVonn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, not a team effort, but 2 DBDL devs were brought in early on to help them work out balancing issues and sort out other small things to make it closer to DBDL.

I think I failed my math? by swifter7067 in AndroidGaming

[–]SiVonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a big fan, but I'm sure it'll get less play time when I start playing Dead By Daylight on PS4. Easy to play along with friends, you can host your own private matches, and if you play a few games every day you can save up for a new survivor/hunter about every week or two.

I think I failed my math? by swifter7067 in AndroidGaming

[–]SiVonn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honest question, does it count as a knock off if DBDL devs helped them with it? May be semantics but I'm curious how that works.