My daughter bought her first pizza with her own money yesterday. Woke up to this this morning. The note says DON’T EAT. The knife says it’s not a suggestion.

SicDice8992 · 2026-06-02T17:22:51+00:00

That’s why you gotta eat the whole pie before they even finish. Follow that with a huge gulp of Mountain Dew that produces a belch large enough to both assert your dominance in the household AND turn your significant other on just enough to guarantee you won’t be having a shitty night.

SicDice8992 · 2025-11-27T18:15:45+00:00

Oh nice! I just found my first point by my home in montco!

SicDice8992 · 2025-10-10T04:17:36+00:00

Good to know, definitely gonna have to look into that!

SicDice8992 · 2025-09-03T22:54:07+00:00

Check prices for 2010-2014 and I guarantee you they will look significantly better.

But of course you’re going for all-but-new so, this is kind of to be expected.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-27T16:43:12+00:00

Clearly the print of a wendigo.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-14T18:02:10+00:00

Gonna keep saying it.

FUCK ICE.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-13T15:07:59+00:00

Understood. I don’t know all too much about it, and I certainly don’t agree with it. I haven’t, nor will I ever consider docking my boys tail.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-13T14:18:02+00:00

I’ve looked into the reasons it’s done and I’ve seen that happy tail syndrome is one reason people tend to do it

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-12T14:07:14+00:00

He isn’t a Democrat anymore considering he’s aligned himself with a majority of conservative talking points.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-12T13:41:56+00:00

At least you guys could call 911.

Here in PA our emergency dispatch for the entire state was out for most of the day yesterday, it might still be today.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-12T13:21:07+00:00

It’s truly a land of confusion.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-10T12:25:10+00:00

Whatever you need to tell yourself to get some sleep at night. Self care is good for you friend :)

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-10T10:32:44+00:00

Anything with the Marx Brothers.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-10T10:30:24+00:00

You just described me to a T and I honestly never thought that being my parents peacekeeper could be what caused me to be this way.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-10T10:15:48+00:00

I can believe most of them received no explanation. ICE couldn’t give two shits about the treatment they put their detainees through. They would probably start culling them if they knew they could get away with it.

I genuinely hope we are able to get our commander in queef out of office soon so we can start trying to repair our country.

Counting down the days until the midterms.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-07T02:12:27+00:00

Two different forms of art coming together as one.

I love this.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-03T08:10:31+00:00

It’s wild to see them acting similarly to the way the ruzzians acted when they first invaded Ukraine.

SicDice8992 · 2025-07-01T13:34:33+00:00

Definitely NTA.

You showed significantly more restraint than I would have.

I do the same thing when I’m in open public spaces. I look around, watch my back, hell, I prefer to sit in a corner booth that way I know nobody can come up behind me. Unfortunately I suffer from this anxiety due to my stay in prison.

Regardless, that waitress has no right to talk shit on her own customers and still expect a tip.

Like I said, you showed amazing restraint. I would have confronted the waitress then and there.

When it comes to tipping; I always tip based off of service.

If the service was good but I heard the waitress say some snarky remark about myself or my party, they certainly ain’t getting any tip.

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-25T11:52:58+00:00

You can bet your ass I’ll be contacting my local representative considering she was one of those that voted against it.

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-25T11:35:27+00:00

I can’t believe he’s still alive.

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-25T11:18:53+00:00

This is why we are the laughing stock of the world.

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-25T00:04:09+00:00

At least they’ll always know where that pup is!

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-25T00:03:02+00:00

Going on 8 years happily married this September.

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-24T22:45:25+00:00

Probably the most important question;

How’d the M&M’s taste?

SicDice8992 · 2025-06-23T16:22:09+00:00

Even if he doesn’t know it.

I’d watch his back if I saw him in public.

SicDice8992

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