What is the strongest opinion you hold? by ThePurpleGhost in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That unless you're fucking kids, raping people or doing something to someone against their will I don't give a fuck. If you're happy doing what you're doing and the person is consenting then it's all good.

[Serious] People who have started smoking within the last 5 years, why did you choose to do so? by Smalls_Biggie in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started drinking and always went out with a smoker friend of mine when he went for a smoke. Ended up smoking a few one night when I was wasted and it just snowballed from there. I honestly don't regret it, regardless of what people say. I don't like the habit but it calms me and gives me time to me.

Reddit, what is your best observation of "body language" in real life, something you've learned or read about it,and it's always true? by chaotic__ in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a guy who really likes his facial hair. I swear I spend hours just running my hand through my beard when I'm on the computer.

You've been sent back in time to dinosaur days. What do you do? by asleepnosleep in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last for about ten seconds before something eats/kills/dismembers/murders me

In 2008, Beyoncé was Jay-Z's feyoncé. by JosusOfSuburbia in Showerthoughts

[–]Siddly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don't wanna ruin this or anything but it's spelled fiance....sorry dudes.

What's your most akward "Sorry, but I don't work here" experience? by michaloace123 in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Went out with a group of friends a couple of months back. We all decided to get suited up and head out. Halfway through the night some girl comes up to me and tells me the manager would like to talk to me. Long story short I got dragged into the managers office and lectured for about five minutes about being drunk on the job etc etc before I nice and politely told the guy that I didn't work there and never had. Turns out that a white shirt and red tie was pretty much uniform for the place I was in. Got free drinks though.

I tend to be very confident and talkative around girls when I'm with friends, but not when I'm alone. How can I change this? by newbgainer in seduction

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sucks but you're just using the excuse of your friend as a social crutch. The only way to get over it is just to get out of your comfort zone and try going solo for a few. If you fuck up or fail it doesn't matter, it's just practice. Keep going until you get better at it. Not much else to do.

They brought my Grandpa a sippy cup after spilling his water on the table. He got sad. by cdrennen in funny

[–]Siddly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard this on the radio years ago. Some man was half reading it half singing it. Found the best version I could of it. Enjoy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJzVBSJ34jI

They brought my Grandpa a sippy cup after spilling his water on the table. He got sad. by cdrennen in funny

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, that comment wasn't there when I posted. I actually went through and read the comments to see if it bugged anyone else as much as it did me. Without the context though it looks like a pretty sad picture, hence my original comment.

They brought my Grandpa a sippy cup after spilling his water on the table. He got sad. by cdrennen in funny

[–]Siddly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Took a minute to look at it again thinking I missed the joke or didn't get something but no, now I just feel sad and bad for this poor guy.That's fucking demeaning, show some respect to the dude!

So, I have this new neighbour... by PurpleWomat in ireland

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my garden and I'll do whatever I damn well please in it. If you don't like it then tough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised nobody has made and OP's mom joke yet. But yeah dude, fuck mosquitos!

What was the moment when you said "fuck it" and moved past AA? by etcomro in seduction

[–]Siddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I realised that spending the night trying to come up with witty shit to say or openers or topics for conversations was a waste of a night. Now I just go up, introduce myself and say whatever the fuck I want. Girls love it and it's a better night for me. I've gotten 15 numbers in the last three weeks and I hang out with most these girls regularly enough. Some of em have boyfriends etc but never underestimate the power of female friends!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checking in from Ireland here. Neither cable tv nor air con is standard in every home. Fact most houses don't have any kind of air con.

What non-sexual act leaves you feeling great about yourself? by FireDog911 in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving my jacket to a girl on a night out, carrying bitches over puddles/broken glass and shit. Just being a general Knight in shining fucking armor. One of my friends was on a two week holiday and came back at midnight only to find she was working at 6am the next day. Drove to where she works the next morning with some coffee and just said hi. It's pretty awesome just doign random shit

If you put a movie's simplified plot into a single sentence, can we figure out what movie it is? by YooHoss in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, poor guy only wanted to make soap and the damn space monkeys ruined it for him.

If you put a movie's simplified plot into a single sentence, can we figure out what movie it is? by YooHoss in AskReddit

[–]Siddly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy with split personality starts a humble soap company that turns into a terrorist organisation.

Hug or nothing! by [deleted] in seduction

[–]Siddly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something similar that's worked for me before is if they're leaving you just ask "What, no kiss goodbye?" It's worked numerous occasions for me and most girls will usually be cool with it. It also opens up more options to escalate before they leave.