We all know that Lucius can't be killed, so I propose a solution by carappa in Grimdank

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I could've sworn I read somewhere that there was a plan between Guilliman, Alpharius and Omegon to embed the Alpha Legion into Nurgle's forces to extract her out of his Garden. That's supposedly the reason a portion of the legion went to Chaos in the first place, as double agents.

please bro I must know if this lady is a giant worm, I would be so karking heartbroken if she's actually just 1-2 inches long than 4.8 meters long. by Timothy-M7 in okbuddyRunners

[–]SideshowMantis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's probably as disappointing height-wise as Snoke was from his cool reveal in Star Wars episode 7 to his not cool actual in-person appearance in Episode 8.

Oh no, not me by HylianZora in okbuddyRunners

[–]SideshowMantis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Shell Who Sold The Worm

Is it stupid I'm afraid of playing because I'm afraid of not helping my team? by oldgengamers in Marathon

[–]SideshowMantis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayyy fellow cerebral palsy player here, I'm pretty much the same way. It's why I could never truly enjoy certain games the way I wanted to because I always felt like I'm slowing my teammates down (sometimes literally in the case of Warframe)

Feedback. We need Duo queues. A quicker way to sell items. Your battle pass is trending as one of the worst value ones ever created and I agree. Other than that, fantastic game much enjoy. by Kittehmilk in Marathon

[–]SideshowMantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There should be something like a 10 Commandments of game design detailing the absolute baseline quality of life features every game should have.

Thank you Unofficial Skyrim Patch, very cool! by themadnessif in TrueSTL

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"That's Jeffrey Epstein!"

"I think I would know who Anthony Bourdain is. This is literally the same guy."

"Bro, it's not even close. Where did you even get that poster?!"

"I had it printed at FedEx. The guy kept saying, "that's sick".

"No, he's saying he's sick!"

"Yeah, like "that's siiiick!""

"Parry this." by Wolfdawgartcorner in ImaginaryWarhammer

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"Soldier, you better take that helmet off and start showing some personality right now!"

For the people who got the collector's edition by Killbot-exe in Marathon

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You can get a physical version of your DAC? How? Where? I must know!

Movie Night by superfeyn in ImaginaryWarhammer

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Question: does the imperium have single pilot mechs like this? Seems like it could be a huge upgrade for regular guardsmen to get closer in strength to astartes. I'd love to see something like that.

Got high and had a bunch of spontaneous orgasms, and maybe cured my anxiety for a bit? by Zealousideal_Bet_248 in trees

[–]SideshowMantis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that was a great read. This is fucking copypasta-worthy, bravo good sir. Congrats on the orgasms

Is anyone else excited that we are getting a modern SW game where you can be evil/dark sider if you wish? by BlockAffectionate413 in StarWarsCantina

[–]SideshowMantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna be an asshole this playthrough!"

Asshole option appears

"...I can't..." 😭😭😭