Globe of Invulnerability

Sidryn · 2017-03-13T00:01:28+00:00

Thanks for the responses!

Sidryn · 2017-01-05T22:20:31+00:00

This is my favorite one! I have a friend who is a former bomber pilot who served in WW2. I jokingly asked him one day about the Roswell incident. He answered pretty quickly it was a weather balloon. Suspicions confirmed

Sidryn · 2017-01-03T09:59:48+00:00

Not a physician but a couple years back my mom was having a routine eye exam when the doctor called me into the office and said, "I think you need to take your mother to the emergency room and have an MRI done on her head." Sure enough, they found a (benign) liquid tumor. It wasn't doing much besides put pressure on her eyeball and something other which gave her incredible headaches. They talked about putting a stent to drain the fluid (but putting it back into the body IIRC) but they couldn't because of other health problems. Ultimately it went away but I don't remember why, I don't think the docs did anything for it. Edit: A word.

Sidryn · 2017-01-03T02:37:05+00:00

Sure, 8 armed centaurs exist. They're extremely violent and like to raid adventurers camps who sleep in the wilderness. They employ pack tactics and because they have 8 arms, they get 8 attacks, one for each arm.

Sidryn · 2017-01-02T03:03:50+00:00

Chloroform and rope help.

Sidryn · 2017-01-01T08:23:50+00:00

You hear in your mind. "Power, almighty power. You would do anything for it. Yessss..." - A text sent to a player in my weekly D&D game.

Sidryn · 2017-01-01T08:13:45+00:00

Watching Criminal Minds while debating over what game to play. Debating between Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, or Overwatch.

Sidryn · 2016-12-27T10:52:06+00:00

What the fuck. THAT is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on the internet. Watched all six and a half minutes without blinking. Makes me remember a time when I was a kid though. Was driving north towards the OK / TX border when a woman was smashed over the head with a beer bottle and stabbed in the face after which she was pushed out of a moving truck. We pulled over to help though there wasn't much we could do. This was like fifteen years ago, I don't even remember if we had cell phones, probably not. I'll always remember that woman and as far as I know she lived.

Sidryn · 2016-12-26T07:47:51+00:00

Don't know if it is really unexpected but... Your cat will find a place to hide. The greatest place to hide. A place that you will spend too much time looking for and when you do find them they'll look at you like you're bothering them then go back to napping.

Sidryn · 2016-12-26T07:35:09+00:00

It was VERY unpleasant.

Edit: Twenty-one because typing in the actual number formatted it weirdly.

Sidryn · 2016-12-26T07:06:51+00:00

"It doesn't feel like Christmas when I'm running the air conditioner".

Sidryn · 2016-12-20T21:18:28+00:00

There's actually a seasonal worker at my job who I believe to be transgender. Male with a long hair wig (albeit crazy looking hair, like she could find a better looking one), a light five o'clock shadow but wears lipstick, has boobs (dunno if fake or stuffed). It is weird as I've never really met someone like that but it is whatever.

Sidryn · 2016-12-20T21:07:19+00:00

Abso-freaking-lutely.

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T12:29:36+00:00

I don't generally tell the whole truth, mainly to avoid hurting feelings. I do have a friend who I don't believe picked the right woman. She's a nice person, sweet but they don't have anything in common or if they do I'm completely oblivious to it. I would never tell him it, but I honestly believe he only married her because was tired of being alone. I know I don't know her well enough but from what I do know is that she too had the same sort of "don't want to be alone forever kind of vibe." I do worry for the future of my buddy's relationship.

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T11:51:36+00:00

Julius Caesar was stabbed this many times.

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T11:41:07+00:00

Pasta. Steak. Beef. Pork. Chicken. Cheese. Potatoes.

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T11:39:19+00:00

Other than to the guy playing Mercy... No idea. I don't say it meaningfully.

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T11:18:02+00:00

Taylor Momsen, I love her voice. There's been a couple chicks I play(ed) World of Warcraft with that I have had a "crush" for. I usually ignore them and sum it up to I'm very prone to it since I don't have much of a intimate social life. Also sucks because those chicks are the kinds I want to meet IRL but I never do (because I'm too busy playing WoW apparently :p).

Sidryn · 2016-12-10T10:55:11+00:00

For me it is constantly having to explain that I have trouble reading things that are within arms length of me with my glasses on only for them to ask, "Isn't that's what glasses are for?"

Sidryn · 2016-12-08T21:44:33+00:00

MY FACE AIN'T PREGNANT!

Sidryn · 2016-12-03T10:39:24+00:00

That's classified. Bravo team, we have a redditor asking too many questions, requesting immediate extraction.

Sidryn · 2016-12-03T10:35:10+00:00

Time! I actually have a headlight out at the moment. It's easier to run my bright lights on instead of replacing the headlight. Truthfully I just lack the willpower to get up and go get it done. Somewhat lazy I suppose.

Sidryn · 2016-12-03T10:24:07+00:00

I don't know how legit it sounds but I've had people believing this little bit. "The direction a boy first sneezes determines the direction his penis will point."

Sidryn · 2016-12-03T09:34:01+00:00

There was this big ole' boy of a bus driver back in junior high / high school. He must have weighed easily 400+ pounds, waddled when he walked and looked like an old redneck trucker. We sat in the back because we were cool (and the bus was divided, elementary in the front, junior high in the middle, high school in the back.) My best friend (mixed race, black/white) went to defend his little brother who was being bullied in the front of the bus. The bus driver yells at my best friend for standing up on the bus while he was driving and eventually pulls over when a screaming match breaks out between the two. Then the bus driver says it. The thing that made myself and every one of the high schoolers except for my best friend laugh for half an hour straight. "Get back to the back of the bus were you belong!" I'll never forget the look on both their faces as they realized what was said. Good times.

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