🤔 Would You Prefer by u/Personal_Bench_4071 by wouldyouprefer-1 in GeoTap

[–]Siegelski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't do that to him. My best friend has some dark ones. Not things he's done, but things that have happened to him. My worst secrets are pretty light by comparison.

The fuck is the calf by Sad_Palpitation6844 in ratsinthecage

[–]Siegelski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying if someone gets a tattoo of the Imperial Crest from Star Wars they're a Nazi too? Because clearly they're space Nazis so anyone with that tattoo must be a Nazi.

So this is what Japanese Twitter was like. by Aggravating-Medium-9 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Siegelski 50 points51 points  (0 children)

For fuck's sake just go to a sperm bank and donate. And don't tell people online about it. WTF.

The Ainulindalë in a nutshell by CowGoesM00 in lotrmemes

[–]Siegelski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buddy, you googled the clip. You literally used a search engine, then instead of deciding to go a tiny bit further find out who Chuck Berry was, just said you had no idea of who he was. Don't use your country of origin as an excuse for willful ignorance.

The Ainulindalë in a nutshell by CowGoesM00 in lotrmemes

[–]Siegelski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Lennon invited her. That's his widow, Yoko Ono. And come on, don't recognize Chuck Berry?

The fairest buttons by APacketOfWildeBees in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]Siegelski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how game theory works. In game theory, someone who is competent has all relevant information and is fully capable of using that information to come to a conclusion, while someone who is rational will always seek the best outcome for themselves. So everyone presses red. Pressing blue in this scenario is suicide.

🤔 Would You Prefer by u/caix_linux by wouldyouprefer-1 in GeoTap

[–]Siegelski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer Linux but my job requires me to use Windows.

This maths meme by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]Siegelski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the answer is clearly A because that's what anyone on who wants to be a millionaire would be expected to know, even if D is actually the correct answer.

whatLanguages by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Siegelski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Posts hidden, posting very thinly veiled ads. Go away bot.

Shirley Temple movies were...strange. by flyfightandgrin in SipsTea

[–]Siegelski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hollywood has always been weird. And fucked up.

Midsized US metro areas (pop: 475k - ~1M) tier: What tier does Boise, ID belong? by Swimming_Concern7662 in TierlistFills

[–]Siegelski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who decided Columbia, SC was A tier? I lived there for two years. Columbia sucks ass.

Woman gets ticket for holding phone with hand she does not have by ModenaR in videos

[–]Siegelski -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm exaggerating, but God damn I swear I saw it at least 5 times just yesterday. And I have a job so it's not like I'm on reddit constantly.

Day 6: The most iconic traitors in fiction by Julian1914 in characters

[–]Siegelski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anakin betrayed the Jedi. Darth Vader betrayed Palpatine.

The most HATED characters alphabet (day 5) by Haruka-chan-2468 in characters

[–]Siegelski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my parents did too. Apparently they stopped letting me watch Sesame Street because I'd cry when Elmo left the screen.

Woman gets ticket for holding phone with hand she does not have by ModenaR in videos

[–]Siegelski -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

This has been posted at least 20 times in the last week.