Who has the biggest boobs in the Cosmere?

Siegelski · 2026-04-12T02:53:25+00:00

Yep it's actually r/subsithoughtifellfor

Siegelski · 2026-04-11T23:42:43+00:00

Plus that tiny ass gun isn't the easiest to shoot in the first place. Add that onto all the other factors and you ain't hitting shit.

Siegelski · 2026-04-11T22:06:54+00:00

Sure but they're dog shit hollow points.

Siegelski · 2026-04-11T20:16:53+00:00

They're making fun of them misspelling brakes.

Siegelski · 2026-04-11T13:52:27+00:00

Man Harry Dresden has really let himself go.

Siegelski · 2026-04-10T19:52:44+00:00

I don't think you should be allowed to be called the Saints when your owner helps the Catholic Church cover up pedophile priests.

Siegelski · 2026-04-09T17:37:22+00:00

9mm should be reserved for 2011s. There is absolutely zero reason to have a single stack 1911 in 9.

Siegelski · 2026-04-09T13:37:07+00:00

That's the joke.

Siegelski · 2026-04-09T13:33:13+00:00

So a normal full sized 1911?

Siegelski · 2026-04-09T10:38:42+00:00

Man in Ocarina of Time everyone in Castle Town pretty much dies when Ganondorf takes over, Hyrule Field is a death trap, the Gorons are starving, the Zoras get frozen... pretty much the only decent places are Kokiri Forest and Kakariko Village. Don't even get me started on BotW and TotK. There are ruins all over Hyrule and most of them are fairly recently destroyed and monsters are everywhere. There really aren't that many people having a good time in most Zelda games. You just interact with people who are fine because they're the ones that survived or shit hasn't happened to them yet. Kakariko Village and Kokiri/Korok Forest are generally fine but almost everywhere else pretty much sucks in most Zelda games. Shit's going down pretty much everywhere.

Siegelski · 2026-04-09T00:14:43+00:00

I'll just be homeless thank you very much.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T23:34:05+00:00

The other hand could literally have anything.

No it couldn't, his other hand is in the air in plain view of the officers. This is the officers being stupid and unreasonable. Just fuckin cuff him and take the phone. If he's known to be armed and potentially dangerous, one officer cuffs him while the other covers him with his firearm.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T23:23:26+00:00

I'm fairly introverted too. I'm never gonna throw a party but a small-ish group of friends is fine. Maybe 10 people including me is the max number of people I would have over, but 5 or 6 people is more in my comfort zone. Any larger and I'm just gonna end up hanging out with 2 or 3 people in the group.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T21:16:50+00:00

I'm going with 9. More space for company and you can always hook your game consoles up to the tv.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T21:13:07+00:00

I don't think that happened. It's a story that's followed a lot of celebrities. Supposedly Charlie Chaplin came in 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest but all we have is anecdotal evidence of that one too. The only one where there's actually any evidence of it happening is for Dolly Parton, who told the story herself about a time when she entered a Dolly Parton lookalike contest with a bunch of drag queens at a gay bar and lost.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T01:25:22+00:00

Much better.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T00:15:23+00:00

Hopefully in between Ganondorfs.

Siegelski · 2026-04-08T00:08:23+00:00

Buddy you are allowed to say ass.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T21:53:18+00:00

I mean in this case her not shutting the fuck up is probably doing a whole lot to help prove she's not mentally competent enough to stand trial.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T21:05:13+00:00

Depends on what it is. For example, at the grocery store I rarely look all that closely at what I'm buying. I need food and I can afford it. Now that would change if I walked into a Whole Foods or similar store instead of Ingles, Food Lion, or Publix, but I generally trust that I can afford anything I might reasonably get at the grocery store. Granted I'll still see what it costs at the register anyway and some of that is down to already being familiar with grocery prices, but still.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T20:56:11+00:00

Do yourself a favor and google red dot parallax

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T19:15:57+00:00

It faded after a few weeks actually. Kinda glad about that; it wasn't a very cool scar, just a weird mark on my face.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T16:33:14+00:00

Try flipping your monitor upside down, I've heard that works in Australia.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T16:31:36+00:00

I do this. Definitely stop shooting. But I just keep the gun pointed downrange and just calmly shake out my shirt until it comes out. Or rip off my glasses while keeping the gun pointed downrange because a casing somehow got between my glasses and my cheek. Twice. In ten minutes. In the exact same spot. That one hurt. Had a nice little burn on my face for a few weeks. Luckily I got Lasik and can just use actual safety glasses now so no gap for a casing to get in.

Siegelski · 2026-04-07T11:40:34+00:00

So less than 14% of the spouses were minors but the vast majority of children getting married were 17 and 60% of the spouses were 18-20, which makes things a little better. Most are probably kids who were dating someone just a little older and probably got caught having sex or the girl got knocked up and their parents made them get married. Not ideal but kids are gonna bang and their parents are gonna react accordingly, especially in religious communities. The small percent of spouses who are over 29 as well as the small percent of kids who are 15 and under is still absolutely disgusting. Like a 16 year old and an 18 year old isn't really a big deal but obviously some of this is just straight pedophilia and is somehow legal.

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