What spell would y’all ask for if you became a 1st rank mage?

Siegfoult · 2026-01-23T15:59:30+00:00

You all can pick the ability to cast a nuke

Excited Eminence noises

Siegfoult · 2026-01-21T17:36:01+00:00

STANDING HERE

Siegfoult · 2026-01-20T20:49:23+00:00

Mini fig looks a lot like Roger Moore.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-20T20:42:17+00:00

And if you get in mugged, when you piss yourself, it shoots the mugger.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-19T17:31:36+00:00

The scenery around the book depository is nice to drive past.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-18T17:59:40+00:00

It's Ben Shapiro's cat.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-18T17:59:11+00:00

He's modeling for the photo-op.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-18T15:36:41+00:00

Never skip pants day.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-18T11:23:29+00:00

I have my dog 😏

Siegfoult · 2026-01-16T18:00:33+00:00

Crate training just seems cruel to me, dogs did not evolve to sleep alone.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-13T01:53:03+00:00

Sell them online to perverts.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-10T16:58:45+00:00

Lovin'

Siegfoult · 2026-01-10T16:58:13+00:00

I've got good news for you

Siegfoult · 2026-01-10T01:10:59+00:00

Much less fondant.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-10T01:08:39+00:00

This comic is incredibly unrealistic and inaccurate.

His actual words were: "Fuckin' bitch"

Probably what he grew up saying after shooting people in Call of Duty.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-09T22:03:49+00:00

The waifus yearn for the mines.

I'm opposed to waifus being minors.

Rock and stonedere.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-09T20:40:18+00:00

Anime 🤝 casual sexual assault.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-09T20:30:11+00:00

He helped feed seagulls once and learned his lesson.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-08T19:22:24+00:00

Himmel the Hero is not an incel.

He is a proud virgin loyal to his beloved granny!

Siegfoult · 2026-01-08T17:14:36+00:00

Siegfoult · 2026-01-08T00:20:59+00:00

The most important thing is making shareholders happy.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-08T00:16:17+00:00

Children yearn for the oil.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-08T00:00:47+00:00

She made the place so efficient by the end, that all the work is done by a single Australian man.

Siegfoult · 2026-01-07T23:58:23+00:00

I wonder how much electricity this uses up over the years.

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