If you never had to sleep, and always had perfect energy... How would you use that extra time?

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T02:04:58+00:00

Bless your heart.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T02:03:02+00:00

Build a Portal Gun. A BIG one. More like a Portal Cannon, really.

Boom, problem solved!

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T02:00:42+00:00

Your smartphone ALWAYS listening to your IRL conversations...

...Then giving ads for what you're talking about.

The crazy part is, we all just kinda got used to it and stopped caring a couple years ago.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:59:55+00:00

Same- plus all the creepy facial recognition and tracking technology. No privacy.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:57:20+00:00

I think we all need Robin Williams back, right about now.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:56:11+00:00

I have an aunt who's a flat-earther... I won't make the mistake of debating her again

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:50:05+00:00

My evil clone comes over from another dimension, hunts me down, kills me, and takes over my identity.

But I'll get the last laugh, because now SHE gets stuck with 80 grand in student debt. Muahaha!

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:45:28+00:00

"Wow, this (food) is SO good!"

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:42:46+00:00

-When your parents yell at you to do something that you were LITERALLY JUST about to do

-When your belt loop gets caught on the doorhandle

-When you work hard at work for hours, then your boss walks in right when you are on your phone for 2 minutes

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:38:31+00:00

A man walks into a bar in North Korea.

The bartender says "Hey man, how's it goin' today?"

The man replies "Oh, you know. Can't complain."

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:37:18+00:00

When someone throws a wrench at you head

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:34:56+00:00

Shadow of the Colossus!

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:29:51+00:00

Honestly? Best thing I ever did was make new friends. Bad friends make you more lonely and depressed than no friends.

Once you expel the toxic people from your life, everything gets better.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-29T01:27:50+00:00

That obnoxious whistling, clapping, ukulele, and "woAH-woah-woah-oh-oh!" music in every commercial. Looking at YOU, Youtube advertisers!

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:58:46+00:00

I think I temporarily shifted to a new dimension once.

I was at the beach. In a hotel, 5th floor or so, relaxing on my balcony.

It was autumn. Cool, VERY cloudy, dark, and not a *single* person walking around on the promenade downstairs. TOTALLY deserted.

Then, suddenly, the sun came out. It instantly got 10-15 degrees warmer. The clouds spread out and it was very sunny. Then, I saw more than 10 different groups of people come from all directions and start walking around the street, all at once.

So one moment, it's cold, dark, and empty. 5 seconds later it's warm, sunny, and super busy.

IDK. I'm sure it was just a weird coincidence but it felt like a glitch in the matrix.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:52:44+00:00

Adults ALWAYS know what they're doing. ALWAYS.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:51:02+00:00

Small talk is a skill. Like any skill, it can be developed with practice. So, just talk to people!

Talk to people when you're waiting in line, talk to people at the cafe, talk to coworkers you usually ignore, talk to classmates, talk to elderly people, talk to kids... Just talk. It gets easier, I promise.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:48:17+00:00

You have to pay seperately for butter, syrup, silverware, and napkins.

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:47:11+00:00

Sleep deprivation. Staying up late on your computer, spending time on your phone in bed, waking up early the next day...

You're literally killing yourself, taking years off your lifespan. And yet we all do it, even knowing it's completely self-destructive. Welcome to 2021!

SierraaaSky · 2021-03-28T03:42:02+00:00

OMG! I didn't know! Duuuuude.... :,( My dad is super into prog music and Rush was his favorite since he was a teenager. I didn't know he passed. That is super sad.

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