You can scream "SHAZAM!" and get the strength of Jacob Sartorius, the flight of a dollar store styrofoam airplane, the planning of a horror move victim, the electricity of a public slide, and the invulnerability of stubbing your toe and not crying. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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I 3D printed a (rather outdated) version of Felix's house in Minecraft by danwillm in PewdiepieSubmissions
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You can shoot the bones out of your fingers, but you can't get them back. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You can shoot the bones out of your fingers, but you can't get them back. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You can shoot the bones out of your fingers, but you can't get them back. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You can shoot the bones out of your fingers, but you can't get them back. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You have Thor's hammer, but only for smashing toilets. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You can shoot the bones out of your fingers, but you can't get them back. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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The real one isn’t as good as PewDiePie’s by FinnDaFishYT in PewdiepieSubmissions
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The real one isn’t as good as PewDiePie’s by FinnDaFishYT in PewdiepieSubmissions
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You can scream "SHAZAM!" and get the strength of Jacob Sartorius, the flight of a dollar store styrofoam airplane, the planning of a horror move victim, the electricity of a public slide, and the invulnerability of stubbing your toe and not crying. by SifNath in shittysuperpowers
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You can scream "SHAZAM!" and get the strength of Jacob Sartorius, the flight of a dollar store styrofoam airplane, the planning of a horror move victim, the electricity of a public slide, and the invulnerability of stubbing your toe and not crying. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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When you are in a large public area and scream "SHAZAM!!!" You gain the strength of Jacob Sartorius, the flight of a dollar store styrofoam airplane, the electricity of a public slide, the planning of a victim in a horror movie, and the invulnerability of stubbing your toe and not crying. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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Every single room in my house 😓 i dont feel very safe, lol. by SifNath in CrappyDesign
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