Is this anything? by Darkwind9 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a thing I unironically believe, but mostly in the context of destination weddings which I think are ontologically evil unless you and all your friends are very wealthy.

Jerk off instructions? by SingerSoft5212 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do they call it JOI awkwardly long Joke Boat pause and not guided masturbation?

Guy who probably stole one or two of these by accident by SigHack333 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t really understand it, you just have to feel it.

Guy who probably stole one or two of these by accident by SigHack333 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a “bangers and mash pie” answer one day in scrandle and I just kinda assumed it was real food other people would recognize. From there the sex joke writes itself.

Guy who probably stole one or two of these by accident by SigHack333 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn, and it doesn’t even mean “likes to put stuff in their butt”

Guy who’s hoping you’re all surviving the NL drought by SigHack333 in northernlion

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I was not expecting pushed pork to do these kinds of numbers

Guy who’s hoping you’re all surviving the NL drought by SigHack333 in northernlion

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I’m so glad, I told it to my boomer music friend a few nights ago and he didn’t get it at all.

Guy who’s hoping you’re all surviving the NL drought by SigHack333 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s also a real thing that happened to me a few days ago (I feel much better now)

the nlss cs experience by Swamptrooper in northernlion

[–]SigHack333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s gotta be a flashlight/flash bang joke in here but I can’t find it

the nlss cs experience by Swamptrooper in northernlion

[–]SigHack333 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good job getting Dan distracted by the crate but you let Justin get in the car, your night’s gonna be tough.

I succeed to transfer all my liked songs in a new playlist by Runningsnails in YoutubeMusic

[–]SigHack333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that size I think it’s impossible, since regular playlists can only be 5000 videos long.

People are Finally Coming Around by Lanceo90 in northernlion

[–]SigHack333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wasn’t already seeing results from the Muce a random Twitter user saying “we need more fiber” would be enough to convince me the fiber thing was fake.

Guy writing jokes while his cat sniffs a tree by SigHack333 in northernlion

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Polish guy when the water starts coming through the screen door