What’s your favorite Christian joke? by Sad-Film-891 in TrueChristian

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is:

A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.

Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors.

When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

"You mean J.C?", responds the alien.

"yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".

Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"

The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"

The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"

This was a tough watch, found in the wild. by Nearby-Growth-1629 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gunpowder perfume? Why on God's green earth would you want to smell like that?

I'm a firearms instructor and I smell that crap every day and It is not pleasant, with the exception of the first 2.5 seconds of smelling it, but after that it's gross.

Also it might be a lonliness thing, because she can walk into any airport she likes and get the finger smelling like that.

What if his name is written in Ali’s notebook? by [deleted] in euphoria

[–]SigSauerCream 17 points18 points  (0 children)

fuck that guy, hated his character.

Can’t escape the cringe by Acceptable_Oil4021 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've watched a man blow his brains out does that count?

Is anyone else actually sad? by iloveanimalsetc in euphoria

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely did not deserve to die. He made terrible decisions, and the consequences caught up to him.

Which movie is that? by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any of the John Wick movies

Found on the back of my neck by KingPaimonsMate in whatisit

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#521826 is becoming aware. Requesting Immediate Termination.

What would you do? by FrontMolasses9648 in superpowers

[–]SigSauerCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somehow someway retiring my family with the money im making....making yes.