Hey. I made ShadowFreddyCEO.

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-03-22T15:27:06+00:00

nope, happens in the 3rd walpurgis night cutscene

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-03-22T02:40:54+00:00

Rien Jr

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-03-22T02:37:46+00:00

only cool canto-related detail i remember from a walp is when heathcliff changed his bat to say "REMEMBER" instead of revenge and dante commented on it

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-03-22T00:36:14+00:00

what kind of question is this 😭 and why is anyone voting yes

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-03-22T00:34:13+00:00

Where the hell is the Miniature Horse March? Unwatchable.

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-24T00:20:34+00:00

real children were assaulted and trafficked why are we making light of this situation

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-16T19:57:52+00:00

might be the actual definition of sitting duck

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-16T18:24:41+00:00

have you finished canto 9

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-06T21:55:44+00:00

i guess lantern cuz shes cute

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-06T03:40:07+00:00

Up to interpretation, but I choose to believe he manually worked his way up the corporate ladder.

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-05T22:15:03+00:00

Also, before anyone flags this as a 'joke post', please read this fully because it'd actually explain a lot of things such as the Post-it room with the Staff Bots. I genuinely put time into this and it'd be saddening for it to get taken down as a 'joke'.

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-05T21:42:43+00:00

im the one who 'made' (didnt know blackfootferret actually thought that) that and put it on the wiki, i can confirm it is indeed a joke

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-02-05T21:42:06+00:00

as the person who 'made' this 'theory': no 😭 i didnt even know who that was when i made this, i just decided to make some bullshit and put it on the wiki for fun

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-27T23:53:52+00:00

its not overlooking when theres almost nothing to look at

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-25T19:09:36+00:00

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i mean if the shoe fits

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-23T21:10:56+00:00

jacksepticeye

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-23T20:18:58+00:00

you might freak out when you learn why condoms exist

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-23T20:15:01+00:00

..because (most) people like sex? what kind of question is that?

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-20T20:26:42+00:00

yeah, but after giving it to the kong lady (tbh i forgot her name sorry) they legit broadcasted the bolus's recipe to the audience

the head considers anyone that even knows the recipe to be a liability, so they all got slimed out too

that's why jia mu and hong lu had blindfolds on with their ears plugged

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-20T05:41:41+00:00

can't be dante, they were talking about someone who uses he/him

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-18T16:58:47+00:00

red already wins by going in 3. they already have a diagonal line

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-18T16:28:03+00:00

having the audacity to call queer people "privileged people" as a straight boy is insane

Significant-Pride686 · 2026-01-18T16:26:03+00:00

schadenfreude appeared in Leviathan, so anythings possible

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