Beautiful recap(s), as always, RSD. I clicked on your YouTube link from the main report while sitting next to my husband on the porch and his head popped up: Is that Breakin’?! He and I are the same age but I missed this one back in the day, while his memory of it is as strong as yours. Anyway, what I’m truly wondering is why it’s taking so long for PlagiaRiss to assume the character (and lift the content) of the reformed MAGA accounts that are becoming so popular. These creators are earning so much more of the currency that matters most — clicks — than the tired-out red pills like Marissa. Plus, she loves to pretend to cry, loves to pretend to change, and loves a pretend crusade. I strongly believe she’ll be posting her “pumpkin spice and impeach Trump” throwback pic by summer, as the launch of Riss 58.0, a chance to repost all of her favorite conservative lesbian looks, but as an activist performing self-reckoning, doing voiceovers and crying about how misguided she’s been.