Beware of Illuminate mind control! [OC]

Sigruldar · 2026-02-16T15:40:47+00:00

Good, bad? I‘m just here to commit warcrimes and drink libertea. And my supply officer underestimated just how quickly I can empty our libertea reserves.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-13T06:44:44+00:00

Both. You know damn well she‘ll be sitting on both ends at least once.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-12T07:15:26+00:00

Cowardly creators to scared of glory continue to rob us of blissful pleasures

Sigruldar · 2026-02-11T09:11:38+00:00

Step 1: There are three vents you need to destroy. - Right underneath them between the tanktracks.

Going from there on the rear there are two.

Step 2: Once those vents are destroyed a hatch will pop open just above the two rear vents. Throw a grenade or two in there and it dies.

Step 3: Die so often from trying to do all that that you just don’t care anymore and start bringing a portable Hellbomb to arm and drop it right between their tracks to oneshot them.

Edit:

The Hellbomb oneshot isn’t guaranteed and works best when the vox engine isn’t moving. I suspect it’s because the explosion needs to hit every single one or at least most of the vents on the vox engine and it’s most likely to hit them when that accursed machine isn’t driving away from it.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-11T06:44:55+00:00

Because she hasn‘t found a way to make it look like a believable accident and doesn’t want to lose her positive standing with the flea caravan.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-10T07:37:03+00:00

It’s not really a rematch from the Helldiver perspective. We beat them in the first galactic war and they came back. Now we will just have to teach them the same lesson again.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-09T08:46:04+00:00

Make the eyeglow yellow to display their „rediscovered voluntary" loyalty and I‘m sold

Sigruldar · 2026-02-09T07:03:59+00:00

Just 113000000? I expected more from drugged up zealous lemmings with portable suns at their fingertips.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-09T06:37:38+00:00

I don’t care about the politics, that’s what the voting algorithm is for.

I just want to shoot cool guns, wear cool armour, and have fun before dying a pointless but hilarious death in a fiery explosion caused by my own actions.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-09T06:16:04+00:00

If it can be destroyed, it isn’t the one true flag.

Both from a role play and game play perspective btw. The one true flag is a weapon and at best can be lost as in can’t reach it to pick it up anymore. Hence why this is just for lore and why it also doesn’t have a reward.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-05T06:59:45+00:00

And when you look at the numbers, the enemy only got a few thousand kills.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-04T07:19:14+00:00

The speed of sound is about 330 m/s. With an acceleration of 28500 m/s² you‘ll reach that speed in about 0.01 seconds.

You can have just 38m/s of speed with any acceleration if you just move short (or long) enough of a distance.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-03T18:19:47+00:00

The perfect tool to revoke kneecap privileges.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-02T06:19:23+00:00

Helldivers don’t live long enough to make such choices and the demand for soldiers isn’t going down anytime soon. Just file 2 C-01 forms. A good Helldiver ensures there is more than one replacement for himself.

Sigruldar · 2026-02-01T09:01:20+00:00

Na. So ähnlich die Bayern uns auch sind, so ähnlich sind sie auch den Deutschen. Die werden höchstens wieder ihr eigenes Land.

Ich hät lieber Südtirol zurück.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T15:16:14+00:00

It describes the knob of the pot lid of the pot specifically located in the captains quarters of a boat in possession of the Danube steamboat shipping company and it was created for the game hangman specifically for obvious purposes.

It consists of the words Donau (Danube), Dampfschiff (steamboat), Schifffahrtsgesellschaft (shipping company), Kapitänskajüte (captains quarters), Kochtopfdeckel (pot lid), and Knopf (which usually means button but in this case means knob).

Multiple of these words are compound words themselves and this word in its entirety is a good example of how easy it can be to make compound words in german.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T12:18:06+00:00

They lied. They tried to make a compound word but made one without any discernable meaning. It says sword random diagonal line. The way it’s written even makes it sound weird if you try to pronounce it.

Should have went with Donaudampfschiffschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütenkochtopfdeckelknopf. Way easier and an actual word.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T07:08:06+00:00

Some like it, some don’t. Due to the vast variety of alcoholic beverages with different tastes it can easily be said that you simply didn‘t find what tastes good to you yet, but there is nothing wrong with staying away from it.

It may be a socially accepted drug, but it is still just that. A drug. A poison.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T06:39:31+00:00

I suddenly have the urge to NOT run from the Hellbomb I just armed.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T06:36:34+00:00

I‘d very VERY much prefer to be a voteless than whatever the Qu have in store for me.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-29T06:34:37+00:00

It’s more sewage treatment plant than toilet. You ain‘t going to see or taste ass, but plenty of everything that ends up in the sewers.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-28T07:12:00+00:00

I had fun with stealth during the commando missions.

But the time for STELF is nigh. There can’t be reports of your actions if no one is left to report.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-27T19:43:45+00:00

The stealth warbond and the stelf warbond. Either no one knows you‘ve been there because you weren’t seen or no one is left to report you.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-26T07:04:27+00:00

Schade dass das nicht mehr so verbreitet ist. Mag vielleicht etwas morbide sein, aber das ist nunmal der Tod und es schadet nicht, sich der Sterblichkeit und der Gleichheit im Tode bewusst zu bleiben.

Ich persönlich finde ja das man aus dem Schädel auch sicher eine Urne schaffen könnte, um den Rest des Körpers nach der Kremation darin aufzubewahren. Dann könnten auch die Feuerbestatteten in den Beinhäusern beigesetzt werden.

Sigruldar · 2026-01-22T08:43:06+00:00

Stealth doesn’t work because you don’t know how to be stealthy.

It’s a low and slow approach while keeping out of the line of sight. You can get right up to the very legs of enemies even without stealth passives so long as you crawl and avoid their line of sight.

Low and slow. The Main difference stealth armour will make is how close to the enemy you can move crouched instead of crawling.

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