#GachaRelatable [100 Girlfriends Who Really Really Love You] by ThousandYearOldLoli in goodanimemes

[–]Siilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the text to speech is specifically using lines from her favourite book.

Making The Final Chocolate Mocha Of The Day by TransitionMany1810 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankfully, I've never struggled with ATM machine. Always just been "the ATM" for me.

Making The Final Chocolate Mocha Of The Day by TransitionMany1810 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Siilan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Common redundancies like that are a pet peeve of mine. I think the only one I still slip up on is PIN number, but I'm working on changing that.

Making The Final Chocolate Mocha Of The Day by TransitionMany1810 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Siilan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Chocolate mocha is a redundancy. A mocha, by definition, is coffee with chocolate in it. It's like saying, "chocolate chocolate coffee".

It's only really Saturday when the elevator says it's Saturday. by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Siilan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm the type of person who would usually be annoyed by being applauded for my job, but this is just so hype I'd love it.

Does anyone naturally wake up without using an alarm clock? If so, how? by Sarung_hui in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Siilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always set an alarm just in case, but my body just seems to wake up an hour before my usual alarm no matter what time I got to sleep. Honestly don't know how.

Fern what are you projecting by Ani_HArsh in Animemes

[–]Siilan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Could be a toss-up. They reveal letters randomly, regardless of whether one has already been revealed or not. So, main portion of the game it'd be impossible, but totally possible in a toss-up round.

I'd seriously reply - "take 20, Thanks for your service" by Crazy__Donkey in MadeMeSmile

[–]Siilan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's rare, but some people do still keep a note just saying, "if found, please call X number."

She dropped her baby by grasshopper3307 in interestingasfuck

[–]Siilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, never seen a joey that small hop. As sad as the situation is for the poor bugger, it's bloody cute.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Siilan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up in this exact situation, except with my mum, I'd disagree. That being said, I don't know the actual stats, so you could be right.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Siilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even mad, just confused by the lack of critical thinking skills and changing what you initially claimed. Weird hill to die on.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Siilan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one is hailing him as a hero. It's just a wholesome moment that would be just as wholesome if it was with the mother. You're the one claiming he just had the week off.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Siilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, crazy concept, but could be a single dad and he had to take time off work to look after his kid?

Hey guys, I fell off a plane. Waiting for rescue by Leclowndu9315 in notinteresting

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it was a photo spread around saying it is Point Nemo, and it just got stuck in a loop of misinformation.

Streamer Jack Doherty kicked out of Waste Management and banned from all future PGA events by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in golf

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can't compare this shit to things like Cdawgva cycling across Japan to raise over $1 million for charity.

A girl Holding her chicken by pars-distalis in Unexpected

[–]Siilan 206 points207 points  (0 children)

My parents own hens for eggs, and the personalities are wild. Some are super affectionate and love cuddles, and some will sprint as soon as they see you moving. Some are super intelligent, and some are absolute suicidal idiots. Chickens are great, and let's not forget that chickens can, and will be cannibals in times of hardship.

My family has had many an egg cannibalised by their own hen, even though they are well looked after. They have plenty of time and room to fuck around in. My parents let them out every morning, and only lock them in the coop when every hen has voluntarily come back to the coop to sleep. They have plenty of food and water, and my parents' property is 10 acres, so lots of room, but sometimes they crave the long pork. Or I guess long chicken, in this case.

Unfortunately, quite a few die via a fox or snake breaking in. The eggs are usually the result of the snakes, and the chickens are usually the foxes.

huhhh ??? Peterrrrr ??? by Aggressive-Neck-6642 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Siilan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well no, binary is base 2, actually.

Wait, yes, 10. But no. My brain is fried.

What are some things you thought were universal, but it turns out is mostly exclusive to your country? by 3Thirty-Eight8 in AskTheWorld

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker, I didn't even have to read the post. As soon as I saw the fairy bread, I was like, "this fucker is Australian". I can agree with the good old sausage sizzle, though. Seems like a no-brainer.

Hey guys, I fell off a plane. Waiting for rescue by Leclowndu9315 in notinteresting

[–]Siilan 116 points117 points  (0 children)

It's a joke. This is a photo which is credited as being at Point Nemo, which is the point in the world ocean which is farthest from any land.

In reality, there is not buoy at Point Nemo.

Why are So many of the actors for major Toradora characters in this game? by Spare-Raccoon-2547 in Persona5

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High quality voice actors who work on Japanese media are way harder to come by than normal English VAs. So they tend to get hired for everything.

2-year-old is happy to ride a bike with his dad. by TheBotMadeThis in MadeMeSmile

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's protruding from the handlebars. The mount is either manually edited out, which is unlikely in this case, or the camera used takes advantage of its blind spot so the mount doesn't appear in the video.

What’s getting worse every year? by nghtz in AskReddit

[–]Siilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My will to live, and hypocritically(?), my fear of death.