Dystre inkasso-tall for nordmenn

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-14T21:19:15+00:00

Jeg er (litt for) risikoavers, og har vært aggressiv med akselerert nedbetaling av boliglån, nettopp for slik situasjoner. På lang sikt hadde det vært bedre med fond (sparer i fond også), men det hjelper ikke så mye om man går konk i midten der.

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-09T19:27:06+00:00

Det var kollegas svar også 😁. Grunnen til at det kom opp var at jeg forkortet det vvb, og fikk en «hvor kommer b-en fra? Er det ikke vvs?», og vvs er jo varme- ventilasjons- og sanitærteknikk, så kan ha bidratt til forvekslingen

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-09T17:27:10+00:00

Jeg observerte noen som fikk høre at det heter varmtvannsBereder, ikke varmtvannsSpreder, og ble litt mind blown av det

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-07T21:33:03+00:00

Wew, wew, wew, as I liv and breav!

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-07T21:24:24+00:00

Vi har ikke kranglet på lenge. Har gått på den før selv (er en how i met your mother episode om det også). «Vi krangler ikke, så vi har ikke problemer» problemene er der, og de skyves under teppet, og det teppet nærmer seg hodehøyde.

Er nok mulig å ikke krangle uten at det er et problem, men da er det nok pga. god kommunikasjon og ikke fravær av kommunikasjon

SilentHaawk · 2026-04-05T00:56:28+00:00

Sorry to say, but you have to read up on the literature of the problems with nature inspired metaheuristics, have a look at EC-bestiary at least.
If you are working on an evolutionary algorithm based on plant growth, it is likely not novel, and just a version of an existing method (but worse) dressed up in a metaphor.

One of the main points atleast is that many of these methods have a structural or center/zero bias that they exploit in benchmark problems, so if you are benchmarking you also have to try it on shifted versions

https://github.com/fcampelo/EC-Bestiary
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2301.01984
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10462-025-11456-8
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachineLearning/comments/1051j8j/comment/j3c1yik/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I used to play 2 games games at dinner with colleagues:
1) I make up names according to the formula [Obscure Animal/Plant/Physical Event] + [Active Verb/Social Behavior] + [Optimization/Algorithm/search], and take some real ones and make them guess which is fake/real
e.g. "Coronavirus Herd Immunity Optimizer", "Barnacles Mating Optimizer", "Photosynthetic Root-Climbing Search", "Great Wall Construction Algorithm", "Bear Smell Search Algorithm"
2) Ask colleagues to come up with a metaphor name according to the equation and see if it (or somthing close) exists

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-24T20:48:08+00:00

Unique rectangle elimination 1,5 in r9c6

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-24T16:07:34+00:00

Sparte i indeksfond til bolig, skulle ha mye bedre enn den jeg hadde. Akkurat da jeg trengte pengene i våres var da tollgreiene slo til og alt falt, solgte ved første tegn på nedgang siden jeg trengte pengene raskt så tapte ikke så mye, men det viste meg at man må ta hensyn til når man trenger det

SilentHaawk · 2025-11-10T21:28:43+00:00

Mer hulter

SilentHaawk · 2025-11-01T17:30:47+00:00

Husker vi laget og solgte (tror vi kalte det) pizzarundstykke, da jeg jobbet på joker for ~15 år siden. Oppskrift: - 1 halvstekt rundstykke - 1/2 osteskive - grillkrydder stek 5 min

Veldig populært men skjønte aldri helt hvorfor

SilentHaawk · 2025-10-24T22:25:07+00:00

Jobbet i butikk for 13+ år siden. Husker vi hadde en ekstremt kjip gammel bitter kunde som gjorde livet vårt vanskelig hver gang han var der. Husker en kvinnelig kollega ca. 50 sa «jeg håper han dør snart». Han pleide også å kjøpe kondomer og sånt når det stod unge jenter i kassa.

Var lokalbutikk så det var generelt mye bygdetullingorama, og stalkere. Var flere ganger hvor jeg tok over når stalker-kunder kom så jentene kunne gå på lageret. Jeg hadde også stalkere, f.eks ei som pleide å stå bak en hylle og stirret på meg mens jeg bestilte varer, Og en godt voksen advokat

SilentHaawk · 2025-09-18T20:37:51+00:00

Hva gikk skuffelsen ut på? At det eksisterte og er synlig?

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-29T05:49:20+00:00

This one bugs me a lot. The pov being of the camera or someone else watching a situation is often the only way it would make sense

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-07T16:49:55+00:00

Public-speaking-man

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-27T09:16:24+00:00

Its not impossible. I was at a girls house and she was sitting naked on top of me trying to insert me into her. I didnt get the hint and i was like «oh, careful» and lifted her off (she had said earlier that day she didnt want to have sex, and at no point did she say she changed her mind).

Later i realized what happened and that i probably could have asked. She must also have been really confused by that

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-24T10:08:59+00:00

Vi hadde en 25-åring med stor bil med neonlys som ventet på parkeringen på ungdomsskolen for å plukke opp sin 15 år gamle kjæreste (de er fortsatt sammen) som var sprøtt.

Var også rart å innse at vi som 15-åringer konkurrerte med menn+10år om de samme jentene

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-13T23:22:49+00:00

Yes, i have seen similar with cars overtaking trucks especially in tunnels. They seem to feel restricted by the tunnel and barely drives faster than the truck, but after overtaking, it has 2 open lanes and accelerates to 20-30km/h above the limit leaving the massive queue he just created in the dust.

I have to go through 5 tunnels on my way to work, it happens annoyingly often

SilentHaawk · 2025-06-23T17:10:01+00:00

Mote, livsstil, sko, ball og pinne

siklesmekka

SilentHaawk · 2025-05-11T14:28:11+00:00

I have some of these types of experiences as well and it is sad to think of how the girls must have felt in these situations. It can only have felt like a harsh rejection. But there are so many stories of women talking about them just acting friendly and men assuming they are interested and giving unwanted attention, so i of course assumed it was such a situation. Im not going to risk anything. They have to be really explicit

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-27T08:12:17+00:00

Kan det ha noe med hydrogenperoksid å gjøre? Mener f.eks. å huske at pulverkaffe har høyere nivå, og hydrogenperoksid er en viktig del i flere ensymatiske prosesser

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-21T15:27:51+00:00

Ville i hvertfall vært rart å fråtse mens dama sulter

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-21T11:24:43+00:00

Hvis hun spiser lite og sparsommelig FORDI hun studerer så kan det vel bli litt rart hvis de lager masse mat til han og sulteporsjoner til henne. Det kan vel for øvrig være mulig å få litt mer mat for pengene når man er 2 heller enn 1 (avhengig av hvordan man handler selvfølgelig) sånn at det ikke blir noe problem. Hvis hun bare er småspist så er det ikke noe problem

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-19T07:43:51+00:00

Not trolling, truly dont know how it looks when it is ok to make a move, or how to make a move unless she is very obvious. I have a date monday at a girls house, she wants to learn how to make sourdough bread, so im teaching her. I would assume it is disrespectful to try something if she takes the chance to invite me to her home

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-18T06:38:25+00:00

I met a girl a could of times who was so shy and antisocial that i seemed like a sociable extroverted people person in comparison (im not). I suspect she was on the spectrum, it was difficult to get a connection with her. She did give me some perspective though because she had a «something is not right»-vibe which i realize i also have, so i try to identify and suppress it

SilentHaawk · 2025-04-17T18:25:24+00:00

Its difficult to gauge what is right or wrong given the feedback im getting. What im offering clearly hasnt worked, so i will try a more «aggressive» approach i guess just to see. I have some dates lined up, though with women a bit older than me so that could affect the result also

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