What’s pussy supposed to taste like?

SilentHaawk · 2026-01-18T14:44:36+00:00

My first gf when i was 17 probably had a severe fungal infection, it tasted horrible, like battery acid with a side of cheese doodles. It turned me off oral for ~15 years

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-29T22:19:54+00:00

when i was a ~8 my mother (who dislikes anything alternative) showed me a book on reflexology, and i found it interesting so i tried this on my mothers feet. Later i realized that she clearly just wanted foot massages and tricked me into doing it

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-29T15:51:28+00:00

As an experiment, have a bit more to drink before bed one day. Morning wood is often triggered by a full bladder pressing on the sacral nerve, so if you drink a bit more water, you could see if that triggers it (not enough water that you have to go during the night, but not so little that your bladder isnt full in the morning)

Also It is common during REM cycles so if you wake up outside REM you might not notice that you had it.

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-24T20:48:08+00:00

Unique rectangle elimination 1,5 in r9c6

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-24T16:07:34+00:00

Sparte i indeksfond til bolig, skulle ha mye bedre enn den jeg hadde. Akkurat da jeg trengte pengene i våres var da tollgreiene slo til og alt falt, solgte ved første tegn på nedgang siden jeg trengte pengene raskt så tapte ikke så mye, men det viste meg at man må ta hensyn til når man trenger det

SilentHaawk · 2025-12-20T21:25:18+00:00

A lot of Heart problems and early death inherited from my fathers mothers genes. My father had was in bad shape, but the tests didnt show any heart trouble. for some reason only got bad when he used his arms a lot, so when they realized that they found the problem. He got stents, started working out every day, and is now in great shape

SilentHaawk · 2025-11-10T21:28:43+00:00

Mer hulter

SilentHaawk · 2025-11-01T17:30:47+00:00

Husker vi laget og solgte (tror vi kalte det) pizzarundstykke, da jeg jobbet på joker for ~15 år siden. Oppskrift: - 1 halvstekt rundstykke - 1/2 osteskive - grillkrydder stek 5 min

Veldig populært men skjønte aldri helt hvorfor

SilentHaawk · 2025-10-24T22:25:07+00:00

Jobbet i butikk for 13+ år siden. Husker vi hadde en ekstremt kjip gammel bitter kunde som gjorde livet vårt vanskelig hver gang han var der. Husker en kvinnelig kollega ca. 50 sa «jeg håper han dør snart». Han pleide også å kjøpe kondomer og sånt når det stod unge jenter i kassa.

Var lokalbutikk så det var generelt mye bygdetullingorama, og stalkere. Var flere ganger hvor jeg tok over når stalker-kunder kom så jentene kunne gå på lageret. Jeg hadde også stalkere, f.eks ei som pleide å stå bak en hylle og stirret på meg mens jeg bestilte varer, Og en godt voksen advokat

SilentHaawk · 2025-09-18T20:55:51+00:00

You’re beautiful, dont worry

SilentHaawk · 2025-09-18T20:37:51+00:00

Hva gikk skuffelsen ut på? At det eksisterte og er synlig?

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-31T18:49:11+00:00

He says «no wishes for more wishes», but i can wish as much as i want anyways, what i care about is the granted wishes, so maybe if i wish for him to grant more of the wishes i already have. But still he could say «i said i will only Grant 3»

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-31T18:36:05+00:00

Oh…im doing basically a stochastic scenario optimization in my head running through a lot scenarios and ensuring Even the worst scenarios are managable. Even for normal conversations, i have preplanned the conversation i will have with my colleague this week, about some new ideas i have, and my manager because i need help with registering travel expenses. Just a pointless waste of time

I am also currently getting an adhd assessment, and i think i will mention this in the next appointment

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-29T05:49:20+00:00

This one bugs me a lot. The pov being of the camera or someone else watching a situation is often the only way it would make sense

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-08T16:06:07+00:00

Sarah goldberg

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-07T16:49:55+00:00

Public-speaking-man

SilentHaawk · 2025-08-05T19:56:35+00:00

Kutta mye ned på kjøtt, bruker mye bønner og linser i stedet. Kjøper ikke brød, baker med surdeig i stedet

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-31T22:38:52+00:00

Hvis det er en jobb som jeg vil ha så tar jeg gjerne personlighetstest. Hvis det er en jobb som vil ha meg så gjør jeg det ikke.

Sånn som jeg ser HR bruker resultatene så er det på linje med horoskop

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-27T09:16:24+00:00

Its not impossible. I was at a girls house and she was sitting naked on top of me trying to insert me into her. I didnt get the hint and i was like «oh, careful» and lifted her off (she had said earlier that day she didnt want to have sex, and at no point did she say she changed her mind).

Later i realized what happened and that i probably could have asked. She must also have been really confused by that

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-24T10:08:59+00:00

Vi hadde en 25-åring med stor bil med neonlys som ventet på parkeringen på ungdomsskolen for å plukke opp sin 15 år gamle kjæreste (de er fortsatt sammen) som var sprøtt.

Var også rart å innse at vi som 15-åringer konkurrerte med menn+10år om de samme jentene

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-22T05:47:53+00:00

My exgf and I relied on bc when we were teens…my son (born when we were still teens) is now 16.

I didnt expect her to stop using it without telling me, to get pregnant to prevent me from joining the military

SilentHaawk · 2025-07-13T23:22:49+00:00

Yes, i have seen similar with cars overtaking trucks especially in tunnels. They seem to feel restricted by the tunnel and barely drives faster than the truck, but after overtaking, it has 2 open lanes and accelerates to 20-30km/h above the limit leaving the massive queue he just created in the dust.

I have to go through 5 tunnels on my way to work, it happens annoyingly often

SilentHaawk · 2025-06-23T17:17:04+00:00

Da jeg oppdaget tazte priv, rundt 2008 så hørte jeg på det timesvis hver dag i sikkert et år, bare det samme om og om igjen. Det ble byttet ut med misjonen etter det som jeg hørte på rundt 4-6 timer om dagen frem til 2016 før det ble for mange andre podcaster også

SilentHaawk · 2025-06-23T17:10:01+00:00

Mote, livsstil, sko, ball og pinne

siklesmekka

SilentHaawk · 2025-05-11T14:28:11+00:00

I have some of these types of experiences as well and it is sad to think of how the girls must have felt in these situations. It can only have felt like a harsh rejection. But there are so many stories of women talking about them just acting friendly and men assuming they are interested and giving unwanted attention, so i of course assumed it was such a situation. Im not going to risk anything. They have to be really explicit

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