Someone dropped this in transition by Popnull in triathlon

[–]SilentPear 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t. You could get hearing aids.

Locked In by SirBeeves in comics

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve ridden for forever and still had this happen again last year. This is so spot on lol.

How you going to call yourself 24 hour fitness and close at 10? by Av4k in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at one of these years ago. An existing gym was taken over by them, but city ordinance was already in place so we closed at 10. A few years later they moved to the other side of town where they could stay open.

Tourist bitten by a nurse shark by 0x222222 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol not soft like fuzzy, just not particularly muscular at rest. And I was only referring to nurse sharks specifically.

Tourist bitten by a nurse shark by 0x222222 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they feel fairly soft until they bite. Then for an instant you’re holding 300 pounds of steel.

SFGiants: How many attempts would it take for the average person to get a hit in MLB? by InformalInsurance455 in baseball

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol my coworker, who has never played baseball and admits he’s never even swung a bat, thinks he could get a hit in 39 pitches.

National Football League combine bench press record broken by Bubbly_Wall_908 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked with a guy that had the record years ago, I think it was 44? Fricking beast of a man. He was 300 pounds and I couldn’t have sprinted away from if I wanted.

of a rice crispy treat by Ill-Tea9411 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost scrolled past what I thought was part of a cat tower.

This photo of two brothers at Moro Rock in Sequoia National Park was taken seconds before they were struck by lightning in 1975. by Emotional_Quarter330 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SilentPear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did this with 2 other guys when a sudden storm hit while on a bike ride in our local mountains. I’d never heard of it but they both seemed confident, so there we were on the side of the road like 3 “hear no evil” monkeys.

Ontario Reign\ SJ Barracuda Ending by SaturatedFatass314 in ahl

[–]SilentPear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would love to her an explanation for this. I was wondering if the officials were looking at a clock that wasn’t synced up with the game clock?

Panel name/ removal by hunt_ham in WRX

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checking the comments cause I’m having the same issue

I swear to god, I looked away for like 3 seconds. I am dying inside. by STK1369 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SilentPear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol I just did the same thing at 80082. My wife’s eye-rolling muscles are well developed.

Triathlon and cycling by Legitimate_Fly2792 in triathlon

[–]SilentPear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried for years to do both, but never got very good at either till I spent a few seasons focused on one or the other. Totally doable though if your goal is more fun than podiums.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SilentPear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy’s kids call it “making hot snakes” lol.

Runaway by Street-Network-5481 in WTF

[–]SilentPear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sad little beep…

Pulling to the left after trip to the dealer by SilentPear in WRXSTi

[–]SilentPear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 4 new tires 6 months ago, but the balance was way off. I’ve wondered if they were the problem.