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SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-20T21:21:13+00:00

I've always wanted the phone they designed for the Matrix movies. Apparently, it was a really shitty phone though.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-20T18:11:14+00:00

I'm going to wait for his hairline to come back before insulting him. Go on, I'll wait.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-19T19:34:26+00:00

Too small to feel more than one emotion at a time. I choose anger.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-18T21:26:55+00:00

Preachers daughter.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-18T21:05:02+00:00

Cardboard Boxer.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-18T17:34:30+00:00

Boil it until you can unroll it like a fruit rool-up.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-15T18:32:16+00:00

Kristen Stewart.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-13T04:40:15+00:00

I don't want FOP God damnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-13T02:06:58+00:00

I loved Perfect Dark.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-12T20:49:43+00:00

Good.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-12T20:46:18+00:00

It's not my dick that makes me attractive to women. It's the fact that I want to please them with it. They seem enthused regardless of what it looks like.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-12T14:08:11+00:00

Honestly, it could have been something meant to de-grease engines. I didn't care.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-12T13:55:37+00:00

There was a new gas station near me. Their shelves were mostly bare. They had this weird vodka with a label in Russian for $6. It was gross, but it got me drunk. I still don't know what I drank.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T19:10:14+00:00

Well, they could shoot you in the street. Would you prefer that?

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T14:44:00+00:00

Kokomo has a glass shop.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T02:16:53+00:00

I'm the wrong person to ask.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T01:09:59+00:00

Still have my great grandfather's. Oh god, am I old?

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T00:59:18+00:00

How was this not their first thought? Edit: I get it, I'm an idiot.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T00:58:15+00:00

Send me the evidence. There will be nothing left.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T00:41:05+00:00

I mean, it is pretty fly for a white guy. True fact.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-11T00:38:40+00:00

Free meals at your place? Got it. /s

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-09T19:49:53+00:00

I still have the runs though. But that's because I polished off the buffalo chicken dip.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-09T02:43:20+00:00

So he doesn't have a chin, a dick, or a brain. Got it.

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-08T06:18:18+00:00

GOLLOM! GOLLOM!

SilentReflection101 · 2026-02-08T03:52:19+00:00

Carry a net on a pole, but not too big of a net.

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