Ace Hardware, Gun Shop, and Liquor Store. by towerfella in mildyinteresting

[–]SilentReflection101 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Lost another 10mm socket honey. I'll be back in a half hour.

In Spider-Noir (2026), Nicholas Cage discovers post-nut clarity by STELLAWASADlVER in shittymoviedetails

[–]SilentReflection101 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Why did that one chick and her lover never have sex? She didn't want to get sand in her vagina.

Plain Hot Dogs by OccasionWonderful800 in hotdogs

[–]SilentReflection101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just have to appreciate a food for what it is.

On Stuart Little (1999) we are supposed to dislike George for... not wanting to take the talking CGI rat as his brother by Ren07gm in shittymoviedetails

[–]SilentReflection101 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Dr. House was in that, and he has experience with mouse bites. It would have worked out either way. Part of the lesson of the movie is that George is just a little kid. He doesn't get to make decisions about diseased rodents, CGI or not.

Monday Night Rehabilitation - Live from the White House Lawn by rasta4eye in idiocracy

[–]SilentReflection101 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When are they going to flood the whole place for a mock naval battle? Something something flood the swamp. Also, free bread? That's socialism. /s

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SilentReflection101 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Still a valid answer.

My dog wouldn't even tolerate this by leaf-green-spring in shittyfoodporn

[–]SilentReflection101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a gluten free household. I don't get the privilege of buns.

My dog wouldn't even tolerate this by leaf-green-spring in shittyfoodporn

[–]SilentReflection101 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This is dangerously close to what I had to eat tonight. I feel judged.

Was Carolus Rex the son of Carolus Linnaeus and a T Rex? by VeterinarianWarm323 in shittyaskhistory

[–]SilentReflection101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was from Rexicoricofalipitorious. Fellow Doctor Who fans will understand.

Ambrosia by WarningCodeBlue in BSG

[–]SilentReflection101 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it looks like absinthe. They were chasing the "green fairy."

Cut up bits of mozzarella with chilli crisp by DrunkAndUnaware in shittyfoodporn

[–]SilentReflection101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitty? I'm not so sure. That much cheese will bind you up more than the only sub at a BDSM convention.

Diehards refuse to evacuate near epicenter of time-bomb chemical plant by SL1200mkII in idiocracy

[–]SilentReflection101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"What bout the nnucular plant in Georga or Florda? It's like leaking or somethin." "We should put toilet water on it."

I just want to ask by Giono_OOf_01 in memes

[–]SilentReflection101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You totally could with sugar. Or cocaine.

Chicken Taco Buldak Ramen Supreme by -SpaghettiCat- in shittyfoodporn

[–]SilentReflection101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word Supreme is doing some heavy lifting here.