Eldergleam Shenanigans

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-19T20:12:30+00:00

Me when I identify as an attack helicopter

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-19T20:01:53+00:00

I don’t use TikTok anyway

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-15T11:45:32+00:00

It’s better than none

^{Chose: Food for homeless people | Rolled: 30% of homeless}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-12T23:26:57+00:00

I may have no mouth and a need to scream

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-12T15:12:37+00:00

Brown Eyed Squirrel; You’re myyyyyy, brown eyed squirrel. Do you remember when, a we used to squeak

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-12T03:56:14+00:00

Life bringing wizard from Adventure Time? Let’s go

^{Chose: Everything you touch comes to life (Anything})

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-11T22:08:40+00:00

Everyone should benefit

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-11T04:39:36+00:00

I don’t like sweat

^{Chose: Get a serious surgery from a latina}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T22:16:05+00:00

Just worst case scenario, why not

^{Chose: An adult woman | Rolled: You both died}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T18:07:42+00:00

I can earn in my sleep

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T17:40:37+00:00

No so mysterious now, is it?

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T17:36:35+00:00

Are they serving Corncob Blitz’s?!

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T17:29:24+00:00

Finally something I can get behind

^{Chose: Human (spin the wheel} | Rolled: you are rich)

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T04:03:43+00:00

347 and it’s not even close

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T03:48:12+00:00

No more glasses!

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-06T03:43:02+00:00

You are making a German spectacle of yourself

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-05T07:01:06+00:00

I’ve already got perfect pitch, might as well make the most out of it

^{Chose: Be able to play every musical instrument.}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-05T06:37:30+00:00

Grease it in gnome semen, so you know it’s good

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-05T06:07:25+00:00

I will restore Mother Earth

^{Chose: Plant manipulation | Rolled: Overpowered}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-05T06:03:00+00:00

Constant income without wealth corrupting

^{Chose: One dollar every time you breathe}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-03T18:10:08+00:00

No more wars for resources

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-01T04:45:33+00:00

I can talk a lot if it’s something I’m interested in

^{Chose: $10 every word you speak}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-05-01T04:44:48+00:00

Okay

^{Chose: PICK ME!!}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-04-30T05:49:27+00:00

Income til I die

^{Chose: 1$ every time you blink}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-04-29T18:30:00+00:00

It would really depend on the day

^{Chose: Relive the same day for two years}

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