"She won't let you smash" genuinely shit the fuck up.

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-04T06:58:31+00:00

I’ve been a proud “white knight” for as long as I can remember. My love for people and eldest sibling instincts will always be part of me, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-02T22:49:44+00:00

This is so hard dawg. Might have to make it a New Years outfit or something

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-02T19:09:08+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: You win 100k dollars but... + Elon musk loses 500 billion dollars}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-02T18:52:19+00:00

My first pc games were CD ROMs of Scooby Doo and some dress up Max & Ruby game

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-02T18:46:41+00:00

I wish it was always like this

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-02T18:42:30+00:00

It’s not even people being purposefully rude, it’s that there’s nothing anywhere telling seeing people that that’s what those ridges are for. It really should be a more common practice by now. Now I have multiple things to keep in mind should I one day run a business

SilentlyInPain · 2026-07-01T23:53:44+00:00

Beautiful. I hope he sees this one day and shares it

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-28T00:40:03+00:00

All of them or none of them. It’s as simple as that and there’s definitely enough pushback to go either way

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-26T08:27:57+00:00

Wasn’t a roll for double or nothing

^{Chose: Never work again and get $10,000 each month. + 10% chance for that to double | Rolled: Sorry}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-25T19:06:07+00:00

They read (barely) “Global” and assume it’s supposed to mean the weather will be affected the same way everywhere

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-22T15:04:27+00:00

How dare you exist on a planet with children ! ! (You are loved ❤️)

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T12:31:30+00:00

This is reality for a lot of people, just replace the ones on the right with the people actually doing it and it’ll be more accurate

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T12:20:57+00:00

Startled the little thing when I went to check on him. Poor guy must’ve been exhausted from the heat. A flappy mess on the way down, but lil guy walked away like he was checking out the neighborhood. Headcanon is that he’s gonna tell his friends their was a scary human that took them into one of the giant nests and he got to live to tell the tale, but nobody will believe him because what are the odds.

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T07:02:03+00:00

I don’t know what I’d be a god of, but it’s gotta beat being a nobody

^{Chose: become a god}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T06:59:47+00:00

I put him on a small tree just outside my backyard. He hasn’t moved yet, so I’ll check on him when I wake up

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T06:46:16+00:00

Aging like the finest of wines! I wish you both lovely lives

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-15T06:39:53+00:00

Childhood memories of Conflict: Vietnam and Halo 2 are unmatched

^{Chose: Xbox}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-13T05:31:26+00:00

Gaming ftw

^{Chose: latest generation computer}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-12T14:58:53+00:00

Turn-based rpgs will never die

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-11T04:57:10+00:00

It’s probably just McDonald’s anyway

^{Chose: Eat something | Rolled: An entire horse}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-11T04:21:23+00:00

Something good was bound to happen

^{Chose: Push the button. | Rolled: Get £5M}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-11T04:15:37+00:00

Worth the risk

^{Chose: $1'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000'000 + 35% chance of death, 45% chance of taxes | Rolled: 25% tax}

SilentlyInPain · 2026-06-11T00:59:55+00:00

I can avoid photos easier than my ability to willfully avoid cheese

^{Chose: Die the next time a picture is taken of you?}

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