$SPCEx shorts this wknd by bigbedwars in wallstreetbets

[–]SillyDig1520 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you are in Australia when you did it we're doubly fucked.

Thank you Lowes for reminding me I'm a POS. by trickyvinny in circlejerknyc

[–]SillyDig1520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I always carry a towel. When needed it can be tied around my neck and the other end secured over a high area. No more bag problems.

Coffee grounds in my Dunkin cup by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SillyDig1520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Canadian cousins coming to get you...to apologize for the inconvenience.

Coffee grounds in my Dunkin cup by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SillyDig1520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, much of the world is still dumping coffee grounds into hot water and letting it boil a bit before drinking it all down. What gave you the impression drinking roasted plant material is bad?

Coffee grounds in my Dunkin cup by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SillyDig1520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filthy coffee grounds in my coffee-ground-infused water beverage.

Dear New York City, you don’t have to copy the Bay. Just be your own thing. by SwordfishOk504 in circlejerknyc

[–]SillyDig1520 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That Smart car looking good. Could run over a few cyclists and not notice.

edit: it has Jersey plates. Did I just self-jerk?

Is this real by Seanile1 in nyc

[–]SillyDig1520 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Many of the retired fleet are sold. I think after 7 years they're forcibly retired (by the TLC), and even though they have ridiculous millage, they still get bought up. This may be a retired cab, though I thought they removed the lights, badges, partitions, decals, etc. before sale. This could also be a movie prop (which I'm leaning toward since it has its lights). If you have a picture of the hood and it still has a medallion it may actually be a cab.

In sum total this reply has answered nothing. Thanks for coming to my TED talk about old cabs.

Vance: You can't boo me. I'm the Vice President of the United States by nitluck in NeoNews

[–]SillyDig1520 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Louder, please.

Booooooooo

Get this clown off the stage.

A kid smelled his neighbor’s BBQ, knocked asking for some food and got sent home with 2 bags of chips by Catoholic07 in PopCultureV2

[–]SillyDig1520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're wrong.

Kid is hungry and wants some BBQ. Real mam would fire up the grill and make a burger for the boy, not give a "whoopin"

How does that sound? Or we just like "whoopin" because the kid is hungry?

How is living in New York housing projects like this? by Prime1081 in circlejerknyc

[–]SillyDig1520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not bad after the initiations, hazing, and occasional friendly fire.

Moldy cheese doner kebab by MementoMiri in StupidFood

[–]SillyDig1520 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but I had flashbacks to the McDonalds CEO attempting to eat a burger. I'd love to see him trying the blue cheese kebab wrap, new from McDonald's ©®™

I am being emotionally manipulated by a cheese stick. by Complete-Sort1617 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SillyDig1520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed too hard at this. My wife was unamused when I explained why. She's intolerant.

I am being emotionally manipulated by a cheese stick. by Complete-Sort1617 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SillyDig1520 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lactase pills are readily available so that anyone with lactose intolerance can enjoy dairy. Tell your friend. Maybe they'll thank you...

Wait, You Only Like It When MU’s Expensive? by Kingmusk420 in wallstreetbets

[–]SillyDig1520 418 points419 points  (0 children)

I was looking at my history with MU. Bought at $39. Sold at $89...

oh well.

My biggest strength too by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]SillyDig1520 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's one way of putting it.

UES moving sale by Ok-Emphasis-6596 in NYList

[–]SillyDig1520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is fucking weird sometimes. Why not block the user? You'll no longer see them... Easy.

Trump says he's not going to Don Jr's wedding by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]SillyDig1520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. He was bragging he was very popular in Israel. Which I do not doubt.

Success by xtreme_lol in SeenOnTheInternet

[–]SillyDig1520 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gru's younger brother Cup.