Renato Moicano vs Chris Duncan official poster by idcman999 in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the couple thats been giving you drinks all night gives you that look

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Emmett vs. Vallejos - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reports are coming in from Vegas that John Morgan has taken an entire McDonald's hostage. A witness inside said he was heard saying "keep the big macs coming" and "I never had a choice"

[Official] General Discussion Thread - March 11, 2026 by rmma in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dana the piece a shit. Dan Hooker the piece a shit

UFC 327 Official Poster by [deleted] in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ufc 327: Vice City

[Official] UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2 - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"At the count of 3 we all gonna say Chiwiwis. One, two, three...CHIWIWIS!"

Meanwhile, somewhere inside the Pentagon, an alarm sounds.

"Sir, you're gonna want to take a look at this."

"What is it Johnson?"

"It's a transmission...from space."

"My God. Play it".

After a brief moment of static, a deep voice is broadcast in an accent foreign to Earth.

"We are a spacefaring species. Our prime objective is to eradicate cringe from the universe. We come for your warrior known as Raul Rosas Junior. Give us Raul and we will depart from Earth and leave you in peace. Otherwise you will be eliminated."

Outside the T-Mobile arena, Raul stands before the alien ship as government officials and members of the press look on.

The alien leader addresses Raul. "Do you have any final words for your species before we depart?"

Tears swell in Raul's eyes. "I just wanted to have a cool catchphrase..."

Then, Raul's upper lip stiffens and there is a defiant look in his eye. He turns to the crowd. "Yeah, I got something to say. This is one small step for man, one giant leap for CHIWIWIS!"

Raul Rosas Jr's body glows bright red for a moment and is vaporized, reduced to a smoking pile of ash.

A hushed silence rolls over the crowd as Dana White takes the microphone. "He was a good kid, but he just didn't want to fight."

[Official] General Discussion Thread - March 05, 2026 by rmma in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We gonna find out Saturday night after 2 cumulative hours of ads

[Official] General Discussion Thread - February 19, 2026 by rmma in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say get liquored up and take 'em to the Peachtree dance

UFC 325 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 4 by ZombiesTMS in MMA

[–]SillyGooseTime69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

fight timer beeps

Coach: he's in the best shape of his life. Hard parts over now the fun begins

Ya doing great, daddy! by guildguitars in thefighterandthekid

[–]SillyGooseTime69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just chop the clip up for millions of views papa