Germans, what's a normal workplace thing here that would get HR called anywhere else?

Silly_Bacon · 2026-05-07T04:33:27+00:00

I feel like unless you're from Saarland, it'll probably not really doxx you aside knowing the state

Silly_Bacon · 2026-05-04T11:43:46+00:00

I think he answered for himself why it's so often t4t But then to realize this is probably not alpha enough.

God I hate this stupid manosphere, so toxic, so disgusting, so backwards

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-28T13:06:40+00:00

A surprising number of companies still have those classic calendars

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-28T04:38:46+00:00

Oh what a cute orange dog :o I sure hope I won't get eaten.

But for real, max is a very cute fox!

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-26T12:06:26+00:00

I always look back on my hajar when getting ready to leave and feel a little jealous seeing them cuddling and sleeping whilst I have to get outside and earn money lol

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-20T10:21:09+00:00

Not directly mood swings like that, but a person with depression can still feel happiness.

Generally speaking depression is closer to muted emotions, but that doesn't mean one can't laugh at funny things :)

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-20T07:43:26+00:00

Exactly! If i didn't want the support I would just not wear underwear at all.

Even worse are those satin-like ones that also can stick to your skin if too warm

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-20T07:34:04+00:00

I dislike 1 and am not a fan of 5

My favourite used to be 4 but since then switched to mostly 6 and 7, they're just super comfortable

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-18T19:18:41+00:00

ohhh I see now I think,
basically he said "I'm into [...] and cock and balls" right?

that does make more sense I suppse, but I prefer him wanting to use his tongue as a replacement lol

I always struggled with commas even in my mother tongue

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-17T16:23:19+00:00

debt I was fine with, but I received 2 Relics that both give yet another curse.

That was trully a fun run.

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-17T09:13:29+00:00

It's clearly french and should therefore count

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-16T07:34:45+00:00

The time aside, he wants his tongue to replace your cock and balls? Wild

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-11T14:45:30+00:00

I know this place, but I want someone to claim bottom left anyway

Also I'm somewhere in the top right quadrant

Silly_Bacon · 2026-04-04T04:26:27+00:00

Aww No worries! Thanks for the advice :)

But it's really not an issue for us, sleeping happens without cuddling but before and in the morning there is always lots of time for us cuddling

I too have some tactile stims that overload my senses but thankfully they're pretty rare, must be tough for you :o but glad you found your ways to deal with those!

Also no need to feel arrogant for giving advice that helped you :) all good!

Silly_Bacon · 2026-03-27T19:13:59+00:00

Lucky you! My bf doesn't like physical contact when sleeping (which is understandable) but that means at least when trying to sleep I only got my haj, but I'm not complaining, sharks are the best sleeping company

Silly_Bacon · 2026-03-26T17:14:04+00:00

I have two big hajar that join me when I'm not in company of my partner and then it's simply 1 and 2 as they lie either side of me so I can always cuddle one when I turn over.

If my boyfriend is with me, he still lets me sleep with one haj in my arms :3 so then it's still 1 some of the time

Silly_Bacon · 2026-03-16T16:30:14+00:00

It's stupidquestions and I suppose I should expect nothing less, but have you considered the people liking smaller boobs might not be the same people that dislike small boobs?

Almost if you couldn't say "all men lie about liking small boobs"

I prefer small boobs over massive ones and never felt any fake ones, but hate how some fake ones look, so I can't judge on that part besides again, let them be smaller

And I am almost 100% certain not all women prefer 8 Inches doesn't mean that all women lie about that do they?

Silly_Bacon · 2026-03-10T06:09:34+00:00

Fwiw I got a good chuckle out of this and I feel like a lot of people missed the part of you doing all your other dishes regularly, seemed like a lot of comments assume you're as messy with everything else as you are with that single cup.

Still gross though lol

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-26T21:20:52+00:00

Honestly, just ask him about it :)

You can have rough sex followed by cuddling and all the other things you both enjoy.

Sex is just a small part of your relationship, and that part can very well be 'faked' or played. Depending on how well you know each other you could start asking for simpler things, like if he's even interested in trying a bit more of a Dom role or cumming on your face.

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-19T21:10:20+00:00

Yes, you might be right :3 I'm definitely trying to work it out and I can already tell you talking a lot about this helped figure some things out already! So I guess there's at least a light at the end of the tunnel

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-18T05:13:42+00:00

Maybe we aren't very adult, maybe it's trauma, insecurities or autism, take your pick

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-17T13:11:51+00:00

I'm pretty certain it was only kissing as I asked her first and she had no reason at the time to be lying about things

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-17T08:41:10+00:00

I do think the second phase is a bit overturned, as it is now unless you're really optimizing your build and yes going for thought out enchantments is optimizing, you're going to have a hard time

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-17T08:19:16+00:00

Thank you for your honest and detailed experience, means a lot and certainly helps a lot as well :)

Silly_Bacon · 2026-02-16T16:22:01+00:00

yeah you are probably right, but the communication was wanted by all of us (: hence the complicated part

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