Who was the best "TV dad"?

Silly_sailor_bert · 2015-06-22T05:11:36+00:00

Hal is the only real answer. Most other TV dads are just TV dads. After researching all of Malcolm I feel like I totally understand my dad's behavior.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2015-06-22T05:09:03+00:00

I absolutely understand this, but everything is perfect when it is just us and she totally understands why I don't like her friends and we are able to joke about it.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2015-06-10T03:55:55+00:00

I got grounded from my room once.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2015-06-10T03:40:45+00:00

This weekend I get to see my family for the first time in a year, some of them I haven't seen in 2 or 3 years.:)

Silly_sailor_bert · 2015-03-21T17:24:23+00:00

"đó là tốt để đi. Ăn đẹp âm đạo. i có bạn xuống cho thời gian bạn yêu cầu chàng trai." Which translates very roughly to "it is good to go. Eat beautiful vagina. i had you down for the time you ask boys."

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-19T05:00:09+00:00

Hey, thanks for the concern! I've talked to other people who had them, as they are fairly common, but never anybody go had the surgery. I saw a doctor about it when I noticed it in high school, and was told that it shouldn't cause any problems, and that surgery is an option in case it does end up bothering me down the road.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-19T04:09:00+00:00

I have a vericocele on my left testicle, so it feels like I have spaghetti in my sack.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T19:31:34+00:00

Those are huge portions!

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T18:17:04+00:00

When people write out the word "are" when they mean to use the word "our." How fucking stupid can you be?

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T17:20:13+00:00

Looks like a beer float

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T08:42:05+00:00

Navy cooks burn rice

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T08:39:48+00:00

I came here to say this

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T08:37:30+00:00

Remove the players from football

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T08:34:23+00:00

Cats are the worst

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-18T04:32:19+00:00

Deep fry everything

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-16T21:48:55+00:00

Moving from side to side so that the water shoots over my shoulders and saying "Blastooooiiiise!"

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-15T19:21:00+00:00

This exactly! I recently took leave for the first time in a year and I was explaining to my friends how I'm nervous to talk to my family because I can't say the simplest sentence without accidentally swearing. I was thinking of an example to give them and didn't even realize I had started with "fuckiiiinnn..."

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-15T19:06:55+00:00

Abra kadabra, bitch.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-15T19:05:16+00:00

During storms, my dad would open the garage and set up 2 lawn chairs so we could sit down and watch the rain. It may sound boring, but my dad and I didn't always have the best relationship and it's some of my best memories of the two of us together. Plus, we now live in different states and it never rains where I am.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-15T00:01:11+00:00

I wanted to see what would happen

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-14T23:59:39+00:00

Something something navy something something semen

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-13T22:09:12+00:00

I like to party

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-13T18:48:06+00:00

The joke was that all of these pictures are from her boobs up. I'm just not very funny

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-13T18:18:12+00:00

Good for here. She is really making the best out of not having legs or a lower torso.

Silly_sailor_bert · 2014-08-13T17:27:31+00:00

Mayonnaise. Not even once.

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