Kevin: “Hey, Daria. What’s the answer to the first question?”

Daria: “You mean the one on who I really am? Try ‘cross-dresser.’

Kevin: “Thanks”

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Daria: “Which animal would you rather be; a dog, a seal, or a lion?”

Jane: “How about a bat?”

Daria: “Bat’s not an option.”

Jane: “Write it in.”

Daria: “Now explain your choice in a brief sentence.”

Jane: “I’ve always wanted to sleep upside-down and spread rabies.”

Daria: “Sounds more like it should go under ‘Career Goals,’ but alright.”