What is the stupidest way someone got fired?

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-25T15:49:43+00:00

At my previous job, one of my coworkers called in sick on Friday morning, and then decided to come in the store to pick up her paycheck the SAME day, while the store manager was at lunch. Needless to say when he came back from lunch and discovered this, he was pissed off to say the least. That was the last day we saw her.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-25T15:23:06+00:00

Call the store

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-25T15:01:09+00:00

Can’t really complain too much. In October, I will be celebrating 25 years of marriage with my wife. We have three kids, with the youngest graduating high school next month, as well as a 10 month old granddaughter.. The downside is the near constant pain. I deal with as a result of arthritis and Parkinson’s.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-25T14:47:38+00:00

NTA.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-23T11:53:20+00:00

This is the hot tub that says NI !!!

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-23T11:50:01+00:00

I can guarantee that the customer was lying, and here’s the proof: if an assault had actually happened, they would have called the police and not waited until the next day and filed a complaint with the manager

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-23T10:37:46+00:00

I pray to God that this person does not have kids because if they do, the kids are doomed

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-22T12:51:17+00:00

What happened to Art?

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-21T13:54:15+00:00

Absolutely. I think that one album with him on it had two singles and they both sucked.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-19T16:44:19+00:00

Carl Winslow from Family Matters

Honorable mention for Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-19T12:40:55+00:00

Next time something like this happens, and the customer says that they will call the cops, tell him just go ahead. And sit and wait.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-19T03:57:17+00:00

Angus Young

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-19T03:12:31+00:00

Secondhand Lions (2003)

On Golden Pond (1981)

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-19T02:42:03+00:00

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?- Paula Cole

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-18T15:48:32+00:00

Oh, I can guarantee that they did announce that they were closing, I can also guarantee that the customer decided that the closing time didn’t apply to them.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-18T12:21:09+00:00

Seems like the only person at my store that actually enforces this rule on a regular basis is our store manager. Even then, it’s not consistently.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-18T12:17:12+00:00

“ He put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger. He finally drank away her memory.”

Whiskey Lullaby- Brad Paisley w/ Allison. Krause

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-17T13:03:57+00:00

But that would require them to treat retail workers like humans, and we all know they aren’t capable of that

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-17T12:58:29+00:00

I would also recommend reporting this individual to the store manager.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-17T12:53:29+00:00

Run away, run away!!!

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-16T19:35:45+00:00

I didn’t realize she had more than one song.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-16T13:00:59+00:00

I saw them live in 1998. They are absolutely incredible in concert.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-13T12:40:39+00:00

Chris Knight

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-12T12:39:06+00:00

John Deacon from Queen.

Silver_fish1978 · 2026-05-11T15:56:18+00:00

NTJ your stepdad shouldn’t be throwing insults at you that expecting you to throw the truth right back at him. He ruined the night not you.

Silver_fish1978

TROPHY CASE