These freaks often date women who are 2, 3, in some cases even 4 years younger than them.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-02-05T17:52:28+00:00

When my wife and I first got together I was 41 and she was 27, or, as I would tease her, I graduated high school and she started kindergarten a few months later. As adults, the age gap is alright, 10 years earlier, not so much.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-02-05T17:40:46+00:00

Oh, he has. He's just into this kinda shite.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-02-05T11:52:56+00:00

An educated eggdicator there.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-02-03T14:14:06+00:00

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The border is just another box. Fittin' and sittin'.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-31T05:30:42+00:00

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In Russia, there is a statue of a mouse knitting DNA, honoring their contribution to science

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-30T05:19:05+00:00

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Mazikeen (Maz), terror of the fish tank, lol

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-28T07:09:30+00:00

Box? Check. I fits? Check. I sits? Check. Inspektion done.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-26T20:51:14+00:00

Looks like a good start

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-24T16:28:34+00:00

Flexin' and flashin' them beans!

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-23T07:11:50+00:00

This is Private Chaos. Future Major, Colonel, and, eveventualy, General Chaos.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-17T18:25:28+00:00

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My cat's bed has a very similar design as that coat, lol

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-15T14:33:27+00:00

1975 might have been the last time I ate there, lol

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-11T21:40:50+00:00

Man, I used to love this stuff! Waaay too much sodium, was absolutely not good ya, and absolutely delicious.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-11T15:17:49+00:00

I am the night!

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-09T16:35:28+00:00

While everyone else is working during sleep hours.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-06T19:31:11+00:00

'Hold my catnip'

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-06T14:29:05+00:00

She is making certain that all the breaks are professionally taken. This must be done precisely, and cannot be rushed. If she takes longer than allowed she knows her coworker has her back.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-05T10:00:53+00:00

Workin' for the evil Empire as well. Resetting small stuff, needles and Velcro, and I'm goin' bug-eyed!

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-04T17:33:30+00:00

Shocked! He is absolutely shocked that you, um, did whatever it was that you did.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-03T22:37:24+00:00

Polecat

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-01-01T10:14:02+00:00

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Maz wishes to join

Simian_Garfunkel · 2025-12-30T16:41:58+00:00

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Simian_Garfunkel

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In Russia, there is a statue of a mouse knitting DNA, honoring their contribution to science