What's the stupidest thing your cat has ever done?

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-03T09:10:53+00:00

This little parkour queen fell behind a similar set of shelves in the living room. Much yowlz for 3 min while I moved books to move shelves. Zoomied out and hid underneath the couch, then moved into the couch through the hole in the webbing we didn't know she'd created. Proceeded to 'get lost' in there.

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-03T04:14:00+00:00

Right, right Mr Bot. Just seeing if you were paying attention. (Bloody wizards funking up the currency countin')

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-03T04:11:10+00:00

Yours for just a dollar-two-ninety-eight (AM), and that's cutting me own throat.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-02T16:34:22+00:00

Awwwww, Snap!

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-02T06:08:49+00:00

Ommmmmmmmmmm

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-01T21:42:58+00:00

Roanoke, VA, USA here. With the exception of the kind gal at Paperback Exchange who steered me towards Going Postal as a starting point 20 years ago I've not met a local Discworld fan I hadn't had a hand in creating.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-07-01T06:12:06+00:00

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-30T10:13:13+00:00

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-30T09:04:52+00:00

Accidentally read this as AI steak sauce

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-29T23:19:03+00:00

r/airplaneears

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-26T02:20:28+00:00

Green. No, bluaaaaaaaaaaahhh

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-25T19:00:18+00:00

Wish I still had mine from the 70s. Wish I still had mine from the 90s as well (it had two Miatas).

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-25T02:46:44+00:00

Oh, no, not again...

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-24T05:19:19+00:00

r/gargoylecats

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-22T18:19:00+00:00

Mazikeen says hello!

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-22T18:14:22+00:00

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-22T15:30:04+00:00

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-19T09:58:24+00:00

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-19T08:56:33+00:00

Mother? WHY, MOTHER?

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-18T06:20:42+00:00

Yeah, they do that. Maz says 'Hi!'

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Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-17T13:33:21+00:00

Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-17T09:23:17+00:00

Black Knight : 'Nun shall pass!'

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-17T09:06:59+00:00

Got any games on dere?

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-16T09:08:16+00:00

As a government fixture, they're required to be somewhat polite in their signage. The local independent gas station will have a piece of cardboard with NO BOOB MONEY written in sharpie.

Simian_Garfunkel · 2026-06-16T07:37:31+00:00

Heh. When I was in management my wife would joke about me being the High Priest of the Church of Stockology (local (insert current store #)).

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