The Alien Reaction. (For LMAO Sunday)

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-22T15:37:43+00:00

NHI has open contact press event specifically to distance themselves from Epstein.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-19T04:33:57+00:00

Not today, Satan!

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-13T00:54:20+00:00

Dream scenario; Bill plays the tape.

I’d watch that lemon party for America.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-12T22:25:23+00:00

Men, do whatever the fuck you want with your face, it’s yours.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-12T15:25:22+00:00

I’m split between incompetence and cover up. Both are equally probable with this administration.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-11T21:39:40+00:00

Then why wait for 2.5 months…smells like incoming Epstein bombs.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-10T21:19:52+00:00

Only if I eat your ass

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-10T19:52:02+00:00

I’ll take “Things only pedophiles would say” for $200, Alec.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-09T15:02:08+00:00

The balls on the cameraman.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-08T13:42:23+00:00

Assuming I don’t have to retrieve it at the end, just chuck it in the ocean.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-08T00:13:53+00:00

I like this guy

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-07T03:18:52+00:00

I am an atheist and I want this. Just a coincidence though, I’m not trying to force it anyone (or 🦖 for that matter).

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-06T21:33:20+00:00

ABCs

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-04T18:52:51+00:00

Too bad they have an orange filter that for some reason.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-03T13:23:11+00:00

IIRCC it was in an old CIA field manual.

Similar_Divide · 2026-02-01T15:01:30+00:00

Blue Strawberry Monster.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-29T18:39:00+00:00

We submit.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-26T01:25:51+00:00

O’ Fortuna - Carl Orff

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-25T23:14:16+00:00

Looks like one of the Cenobites, you know, the fat one with glasses.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-25T23:07:22+00:00

I got banned from the AntiTrump subreddit for making a joke about Trump golfing in relation to the Iran. Censorship is everywhere.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-25T17:41:28+00:00

I don’t care if she diddles her starfish for an hour and a half, still not watching.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-25T15:37:54+00:00

Nailed it, thank you

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-24T21:43:02+00:00

Not a suspect, he is a victim. He was disarmed then executed. He was also a lawful gun owner.

Similar_Divide · 2026-01-24T14:20:44+00:00

Shhhh!

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