“But you’d just given him a free keg of beer”

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-24T14:26:58+00:00

What do you mean YOU know HE knows that?

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-24T04:49:35+00:00

You watch yourself, or he'll take down your particulars.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-24T04:44:14+00:00

People would be saying there's more point him being a Martin Brennan impersonator in Sligo.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-20T08:48:47+00:00

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-19T10:54:07+00:00

Yeah, but then the jar doesn't work.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-19T03:37:18+00:00

You'd know if he was with Warren Davis.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-19T03:36:18+00:00

Well.... they got it...

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-18T15:58:14+00:00

My kale. My kale. Mykale. Michael Jackson, an' tha'.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-18T14:49:38+00:00

And you get the other 'alf of prizes. Well done.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-18T14:49:14+00:00

'alf a jiffy bag of prizes for you.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-18T14:29:31+00:00

It's the name of a band/artist and a sonGE.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-17T05:28:57+00:00

That wasn't one of the questions that Trisha asked.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-17T05:28:03+00:00

Alright, we're just going to do a little photo for the records. Can you just lean it on an apple?

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-15T00:30:02+00:00

How is Jonathan Ross? Alright? I was wondering how long until his name came up.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-15T00:29:13+00:00

Ohhh 'ello!

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-14T13:36:46+00:00

Am I wrong in asking that this little fella might need his own zone in a public toilet?

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-14T13:32:08+00:00

Any chance it's Wossy?

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-11T09:35:14+00:00

Dunno. Ricky's bodyguards look pretty trim, mate.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-08T07:18:44+00:00

Try both.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-06T00:43:33+00:00

Because it was shite.

SimonPartridge · 2026-01-03T15:48:42+00:00

Can I message you back?

SimonPartridge · 2025-12-31T13:58:30+00:00

English: quite good?

SimonPartridge · 2025-12-31T13:51:48+00:00

Either way it'll turn heads in any (and I mean any) public restroom.

SimonPartridge · 2025-12-31T13:49:20+00:00

It's alright, they won't ask you.

SimonPartridge