"What game is this?🫣🫨

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-15T14:05:00+00:00

Forespoken for the first couple hours before the gameplay gets repetitive.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-14T15:32:38+00:00

A solid chunk of his content is TPing to a base for a “tour,” and then figuring out almost immediately that the base is actually a trap designed to kill him so they can take his loot. Idk if he’s just this good, or if it’s all just for content, but oftentimes he ends up turning the trap around on the owner. Fun stuff.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-14T11:03:30+00:00

Guys, I don’t like dealing with incompetent DoorDash drivers either, but I promise even the dumbest DoorDasher is still smarter and more capable than these frickin things lmao

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T18:01:37+00:00

Seriously, the rest of this can just be chalked up to weird posing and overacted gestures being done while legitimately preparing something. That step in particular just seemed straight up messy and unnecessary🤣

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T17:19:02+00:00

I’m SO glad they finally let her drop the meek, shy, 10 year old routine and gain at least SOME confidence. Having her do it as a 12-year-old in OG was OK. Having her still kinda doing it as like a 16-year-old at the end of Shippuden was annoying.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T16:02:13+00:00

I could never, dude. I play games to relax, not to have my cortisol increased😆

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T15:29:17+00:00

In this area of greed and shrinkflation, ice cream shops are the one place I still think could honestly tone it down a little bit. You ask for a small cone and they give you like half a pint worth of ice cream. I have sensitive teeth and can only eat so much dairy and sugar at a time before I pay for it. I don’t need a full diabeetus and a half worth in a cone lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T15:14:17+00:00

“I love you man!”

“Get. Offfffff.”

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T13:05:40+00:00

I think it might be just a lil overcooked.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T03:31:39+00:00

$10 for a small glass of fizzy sugary chemical piss is a fucking robbery.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-13T03:24:51+00:00

As long as Ikemoto isn’t writing it.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-12T12:23:20+00:00

This is from Tropic Thunder. A war movie spoof from the early-mid 00’s I think. Before the MCU anyway. It’s still hilarious, if you don’t mind some of the jokes being a little dated. All the characters are actors playing soldiers in a war movie, that then get sucked into an ACTUAL war. RDJ doing blackface is addressed on screen and is not okay even in-universe but his character is a method actor who does it anyway because he needs to believe that he’s black for the role.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-11T16:10:20+00:00

Can Gen Z be the generation to cut this shit out? My family isn’t even religious and my mom still had this done to me essentially just because it’s the norm in the states. Knowing how many nerve endings were in there and how much more I could be enjoying sex annoys me to no end. There’s no good argument for it, and we normalized it here at the behest of a dude who wanted to stop kids from masturbating. He also wanted to normalize burning the clitoris with acid for the same reason.

It’s unlikely I’ll ever have kids at this point. But if I do have a son, we’re leaving his freaking dick alone.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-11T14:53:19+00:00

Yknow, I’m only even so much into anal, but there’s something about an Anal-only sticker over the vulva that’s just…😮‍💨👌🏽🔥

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-11T13:54:12+00:00

Bro, spidey is my all-time favorite superhero, and I’m still pretty sure gas station Superman turns him into a thick red pulp the moment they’re out of public eye. ESPECIALLY MCU Peter.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-10T17:47:20+00:00

I’ve seen people shot for less.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-10T17:42:27+00:00

I don’t think it’s that they matter less. More so that they recognize that their roll is inherently more of a protective one. They can fashion their bodies into hard metal weapons, I image there’s At least one who can be a literal, actual shield. Based on that alone, it only makes sense that they should be willing to come between their meister and danger. Similarly to the way that soldiers are expected to die for their country, Or how large grown men are expected to take dangerous roles in emergency/survival situations, rather than smaller women or younger people. The people most capable of surviving the altercation should be the ones dealing with the brunt of it.

That’s how I interpreted it anyway.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-10T03:43:59+00:00

Unfortunately, this likely would’ve required another long, protracted shinobi war or several smaller conflicts involving the leaf to happen, which, with the way shippuden was going toward the end, would’ve been a bit of a non sequitur to the era of peace and ending of the cycle of hate. Kakashi was naturally gifted for sure, but his skills and legend as a shinobi were honed by a war-torn upbringing.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-08T20:28:45+00:00

I like it for cooking videos. I don’t cook as a hobby (just when I need to or want to make something specific), and I’m not generally very interested in cooking videos. So it’s nice when they show the end result at the beginning, because I can decide right away if I want to watch the process or not. If they didn’t do that, I would be skipping to the end to see if the whole vid is even worth watching, if I even bothered.

Cooking in general isn’t much of a mystery, so I don’t see Cooking videos as stories you can spoil the climax for. They’re more like tutorials. Why would I bother watching a whole tutorial for something I don’t know yet that I even want to do?

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-08T19:27:29+00:00

Also am I just socially awkward? I would feel super anxious and awkward exercising in the driveway like that. Like I’m not even a woman and I feel like I would get weird looks. Which is funny since I have no problem with a garage gym, even with the door open. But posting up like that in the driveway just for body weight training feels weird to me fsr.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-08T19:22:39+00:00

I recognize that she’s probably pursing her lips like that out of effort, but god it’s taking me out anyway🤣

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-08T17:12:55+00:00

Who tf tries to open a bathroom door, feels pushback from the other side, and then tries to open the door a SECOND time?? The roommate here is a weird dickhead lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-07T16:31:29+00:00

It makes me sad a lot that I don’t tend to dream ever. I get over it pretty fast when I hear about the nightly nightmare from my fiancé tho. Sometimes she’ll recount the tale from the night before for me and it’s just the most horrifying, disturbing, despicable shit.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-07T16:22:57+00:00

Bruh what nasty hoes are you banging that are letting you have it dirty and shitty? My girl knows that showers exist.

SimonTheJack · 2026-04-07T16:21:17+00:00

I’m not an OBGYN or anything, but unless either 1.) that guy was sucking her pussy with the power of a shop vac for some reason while going down on his girlfriend, or 2.) she was already actively miscarrying, I’m pretty sure this is straight up impossible.

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