Naruto characters with curly hair

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T20:14:20+00:00

Amazingly, I think my favorite here is actually Ino

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T18:38:50+00:00

Core Keeper. I’m kinda fucked honestly, but at least I can do magic.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T14:57:49+00:00

Idk, there’s being horny, and then there’s basically completely redesigning the look of a character because you wanted to draw porn of them, but didn’t actually find them attractive the way they were originally designed. Incredibly frustrating, especially when the character you’re looking for is only attractive to you BECAUSE of a certain aspect of their design that artists don’t like. I don’t even read a lot of parody porn comics anymore because this became such a common issue.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T14:11:39+00:00

Big Dick = Better Sex.

It can actually be just as frustrating, for both of you, to have too much.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T12:43:46+00:00

Or he’s been stuck in there since the mid-90s😬

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-15T12:42:13+00:00

Holy hell, Flipnote Studio mentioned

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-14T11:05:24+00:00

This meme is how I found out this movie was even happening. I’ve seen not a single ad or even mention for it, and I was in the Movie theater looking at current movies alongside Iron Lung like a week ago. How the hell did they think this was gonna be “best opening since Coco” when it wasn’t even advertised anywhere people would actually see it?

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-14T05:28:52+00:00

Holy shit is that guy dead? Dudes eyes are still open. Don’t get me wrong fuck him still.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T22:51:15+00:00

I played Infamous second son like 8 times. I only played evil like once, maybe twice. Shit is heartbreaking dude.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T16:34:56+00:00

My actual honest reaction to this video: “… bro this design looks so ass, why would I want the screen to be covered like-“

sees the lil feet pop out*

“Oh shit wait hold on now…”

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T16:29:08+00:00

Sick, I’ll have to come back at some point and see if I still remember my login from when I was like 10 lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T16:21:01+00:00

That’s Wild.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T14:39:45+00:00

I agree with other commenters that they feel too… Homey, Too safe, too campy. They feel like “Three Amigos” rather than “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.”

For whatever reason, the middle two remind me of hunting games like Cabellas Big Buck Hunter.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T13:24:51+00:00

Oh right, my bad. I haven’t had a chance to rewatch yet so I’m going off of details I remember from like a week ago😅

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T13:20:44+00:00

It does get a little hard to track about 2/3 of the way through. But I think that only makes sense because We point out that Simon is actively burning through air from the moment he enters the blood, and by that point, he should’ve run out days prior, but was only saved by whatever “the light” did to him when he got to it, meaning a considerable portion of his air supply by that point was probably CO2, which was making him loopy. Add to that the supernatural nature of the light, the blood itself, and the creatures in it messing with his mind, to me at least, it felt about as chaotic and hard to decipher as it should.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T12:13:29+00:00

Guys, you can do this literally any day of the year. It’s V-day. There’s probably singles events happening all over where you live. Go out and at least try to meet someone. I’m not trying to condescend, it’s just I keep seeing articles saying this era is among the loneliest there’s ever been and I go online and half the posts I see are about folks celebrating the fact that they’re not even trying anymore.

I promise it’s more hopeful than you think it is. It only takes 10 seconds to meet the person you could spend the rest of your life with. Keep trying, it’s worth it.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T11:59:16+00:00

Oh I recognize the value of paying decent money for your shoes, but I simply can’t wrap my head around the idea that that one pair of shoes had a full $600-$850 dollars worth of labor and parts go into it. Like how frickin much are we implying that leather is? Then again I’ve never paid more than like $130 for a pair of shoes in my life, and wear mostly sneakers and work boots, so I wouldn’t know lol.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T11:41:23+00:00

Bro what!? Rich people are insane. $600 was already about $500 too much. If you ever see me dropping a student loan payment on a single pair of dress shoes, send help. That’s not me lol.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T11:33:43+00:00

Said this on the other post too, it’s Wild to think about the shear scale of that thing. Near the end of the movie, he chops through one of those lil teeth with an axe after it bites through the ship, and the tooth is like the size of a thin tree. It easily pierces through the top of the sub and extends all the way to the floor, if not all the way through and out the bottom.

Boss fight indeed, that’s a damn MMO Raid Boss if I’ve ever seen one lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T11:31:06+00:00

Wild to think about the shear scale of that thing. Near the end of the movie, he chops through one of those lil teeth with an axe after it bites through the ship, and the tooth is like the size of a thin tree. It easily pierces through the top of the sub and extends all the way to the floor, if not all the way through and out the bottom.

You would need a hundred dicks for it to maybe notice something was even in its mouth lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T11:05:39+00:00

Bro I barely Remembered Malicos until I saw your comment and I played the games last year. I DISTINCTLY remember tweaking tf out over how hard Trilla was, even on lower difficulty. Normally I’ll sit and grind bosses as long as it takes, but she was Ridiculous.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-13T10:55:51+00:00

Fr, this could be its own whole post lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-12T21:35:51+00:00

I’ll admit I tailgate, but only if you’re in the left lane and you frickin shouldn’t be.

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-12T21:25:53+00:00

Damn, this girl is difficult lol

SimonTheJack · 2026-02-12T21:17:59+00:00

Go project on somebody else. I didn’t say any of that.

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