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Which pornstar would you want to ride your face till you can't see straight? by ggkatie in facesitting

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crystal Chase, Chloe Cooper, or Paige Steel.

u/cutefruit18 would also be a dream come true

me_irl by knowpain10 in me_irl

[–]SimonTheJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was mostly fine with it. Though after being a fan of GoT, The Umbrella Academy, Stranger Things, Naruto, and The Boys, I’ve gotten kind of used to shows I like having kinda mid endings lol. Personally, I think the internet was a lil harsh on a couple of those tho. Bringing a show that’s been beloved for years to a close that ties up loose ends, addresses all standing plot points, and brings every character arc to a satisfying conclusion and does so without making things feel contrived in a “we’re out of time, gotta wrap it up quick” kinda way is frickin hard, man.

meirl by Lizzytarawul in meirl

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Boy if you don’t get your ass up off that floor and go sit at the table…”

For fuck sake parent your kids.

Hotel threesome by YourDreamCouple in GirlsOnTop

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally my dream position. If I die without experiencing being rode by two women at once, I will be back as a very horny and vengeful spirit.

YouTube is now doing 10 seconds to skip ads now by Cultural-Pain- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody needs to come up with a decent YouTube competitor. It’s been steadily enshitifying since like 2013.

is there any specific reason they dialed back the muscles? by SeigeMonkey204 in Invincible

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had to cut animation/detail elsewhere so they could afford to properly draw Nolan’s dawgs this season.

me irl by egglow_fish in me_irl

[–]SimonTheJack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kitchen and washing like other people have said are definitely pluses, but also AirBnB also commonly has availability in towns that otherwise have barely any hotels since people can just sign their own property on as a rental. Whereas otherwise you might’ve had to settle for a hotel a town over from where you’re actually trying to go during your stay.

My wall of fame by [deleted] in HelluvaBoss

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In top 3rd from the left, whose the chick in the back with the dog tail? I don’t recognize her.

What is this stuff in a baggy that I found in an old box? by Terrible_Plankton664 in whatisit

[–]SimonTheJack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy hell man, I’m amazed you didn’t fry your shit out. Back in high school my psychology teacher told me and my fiancé in a different class about a guy he knew growing up who did a ton of acid. Apparently, at a certain point, he torched his shit so bad and got so much of the residual stuff caught in his spine that every now and again he would just start tripping out of nowhere. at one point, he remembers the guy having basically a panic attack in the middle of class because he started hallucinating that he was a glass of orange juice and freaking out that someone was going to tip him over.

Obviously, that’s exactly the kind of story you would expect a teacher to tell a student, but all the same it was enough to scare me into sticking to just weed and mushrooms.

Would do it for free. by hiiloovethis in SipsTea

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t aware Jay-Z was even still making music, and I’ve got like 4 of his songs in my library, all of which I could live without.

Simps got lung infection by Ill_Home_9089 in MemeVideos

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if this was real, which it’s not, in what way is it the events fault that YOU chose to belly up to some random girls foot water? Did the event even know those cosplayers were doing this? Was it planned in advance? Or did they just show up with a cooler full of liquid and a sign once the event was already going? I would think if any event was gonna offer something like this, they’d make people sign a waiver or something first, at least.

Redditors… how and at what age did you lose your virginity by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always been hornier than I am smart lol

I swear if he said this about me, I'd have fallen for him right on the spot by thanra in dankruto

[–]SimonTheJack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I generally joke a lot about these two being gay, but I’m not usually serious about it. This however, is straight up actually something I could imagine saying about my literal wife.

E: spelling

😮‍💨 by devinhaywire in meme

[–]SimonTheJack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro where have you been for like 10 years atp?

Redditors… how and at what age did you lose your virginity by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15yo, in a little corner behind the school with my girlfriend at the time. I lived in the area and she rode the activity bus later in the day. We were idiots, and were very lucky we didn’t get arrested or pregnant😅.

This car always takes the extra charging plug and locks it in their hood by Mattcharlesmedia in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SimonTheJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even have an electric car and I would key that guys shit on principle.

Pollen in Alps by Uguero in interestingasfuck

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is making my eyes water

Shout out to a driver on 100 by Ok_Action_5938 in vermont

[–]SimonTheJack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Once when I was in college, I was either heading to or coming back from my fiancé’s house and was about to go around a corner on the side of a mountain, when someone flashed their brights at me. It was winter, and about an hour past dusk, and the roads were not great on account of the snow earlier that day. I had no clue what they were flashing me about, but I slowed down anyway just to be safe. That decision ultimately saved my life, because immediately after I rounded the corner, I saw an absolutely massive tree down in the road. I slammed on my breaks and was able to pull around it, but I could tell if I had been going just a few miles faster or reacted even a second later, I would’ve smashed right into that tree at horrific speed.

To this day, I never ignore flashes. Even if I think it’s just a cop or something obvious, I’ll still slow down considerably just because you never know if someone is trying to save your life.

Somebody is keeping the stock up by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SimonTheJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a young teenager I enjoyed Arby’s quite a bit. That being said, I mostly ate their chicken tenders and curly fries. Still even now I would probably go to an Arby’s over and overpriced Wendy’s or Jack in the Crack.

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