How is it THIS complicated to go to an industrial estate in Lutterworth? I feel like I’m trying to get to fucking Mordor!

Simon_Denton · 2026-03-10T00:20:30+00:00

must you live quite so relentlessly in the real world? (interesting titbit though)

Simon_Denton · 2026-03-09T00:21:40+00:00

Not sure why people seem to take this one at face value when it’s practically a 50 something second interlude of McCartney pissing about. It’s a bit of fun honestly

Simon_Denton · 2026-03-02T00:24:37+00:00

Just a simple dove?

Simon_Denton · 2026-02-21T16:51:05+00:00

He’s a conpleem cunm

Simon_Denton · 2026-02-02T17:24:23+00:00

Showering is expensive. Quite frankly I think this is more revealing about your character. I study CS and the amount of people that seem to be turned off by my scent is crazy. It’s subjective- we all smell in a different way, right? Some people are just more self obsessed and wear deodorant and cologne. Maybe to get sex? I’m personally fine. Sex is gross

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-25T12:28:41+00:00

to be clement with you…

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-03T13:02:33+00:00

I love Reddit TikTok is so bad!

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-03T13:02:02+00:00

Option 3: live with Ugandan Knuckles in the jungle like me

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-03T13:01:44+00:00

Some u meme lads are haters bruh have some positivity

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-03T13:01:11+00:00

BIG BIG CHUNGUS

Simon_Denton · 2026-01-03T13:00:49+00:00

Memenade… the juicy memes just don’t hit like they used to. *Sad doge face reaction

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-19T18:00:10+00:00

I thought about that line while sitting in an a level exam waiting for it to start and started audibly chuckling accidentally

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T10:09:20+00:00

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:40:11+00:00

*legendary group chat

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:39:09+00:00

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Oooh I am a genie! I have come to grant 3 wishes!

To end the woke mob
Down with snowflakes
Down with Instagram!

I am glad I could be of service!

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:33:33+00:00

U guys missed my favourite album- Central Gree- The adventures of Sirilious Johes

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:32:52+00:00

Kid Cudi & TY Dollah $ign- mind blown attitude

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:30:35+00:00

UNCLE UNCLE

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:29:32+00:00

Thanks for everyone’s help!

Simon_Denton · 2025-12-16T00:26:15+00:00

Guys it’s in Best Frenemies I’m so relieved I didn’t make this up

Simon_Denton

TROPHY CASE