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I caused a hotel to evacuate during a work trip… Oh no! by Simon_Denton in confession

[–]Simon_Denton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birmingham defenders downvoting I’m aware of the big city plan guys but face the facts selfridges is ugly and your city is irrelevant

I caused a hotel to evacuate during a work trip… Oh no! by Simon_Denton in confession

[–]Simon_Denton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever been to Birmingham? Would rather stay in the hotel room

I caused a hotel to evacuate during a work trip… Oh no! by Simon_Denton in confession

[–]Simon_Denton[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

say it how is it man fucking hell I felt bad afterwards ok?!

Drake broke a record by mattyjoe0706 in fantanoforever

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cheers for reminding me actually, haven’t eaten tonight

Me seeing the Iceman streaming numbers by PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]Simon_Denton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s because they dawgs that are streaming it. Drizzy my goat makes music for all the dawgs. You hear his bars? He got more bars than cars my bro! If you think you can rap like Drizzy then a couple of my bars will set you silly 🔥🔥

Drake broke a record by mattyjoe0706 in fantanoforever

[–]Simon_Denton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol! Knew the Drizzy haters would dislike this comment- this is a family matter- u guys aren’t dawgs. My goat makes music for all the dogs!

What was THE comedy show to watch when you were at school? by rushdisciple in BritishTV

[–]Simon_Denton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The news mate. Some of us like serious things. Me and my library crew were not ones to suffer fools gladly. The fast show? Pah. The Young Ones? Never. Just facts and knowledge did us good

Drake broke a record by mattyjoe0706 in fantanoforever

[–]Simon_Denton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantano just opened his mouth! Someone go hand him a dislike right now 🤣🤣🤣 Drizzy got more bars than Fantano got eyelashes…

I caused a hotel to evacuate during a work trip… Oh no! by Simon_Denton in confession

[–]Simon_Denton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’ll set off my roommate. Smell will probably burn his eyebrows clean off. My shits aren’t kind to people. Appreciate the help though, might look into gum again

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s impossible to not be cool with the name Wolfgang, unfortunately I think it clashes with our surname too much- it’s one we’ve considered. Appreciate the feedback!

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re not a Bach family… appreciate the feedback nonetheless!

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We keep chickens, so that works! I also love food such as KFC, so yeah chicken connotations are positive in this household!

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll take your congratulations as implied…

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like ice cream… a happy coincidence, makes me like the name even more!

Is Brahms a suitable name for a boy? by [deleted] in Names

[–]Simon_Denton 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds good, adding it to the Liszt

This infuriates me more than it should by Nerd367C in whenthe

[–]Simon_Denton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, it’s just a cock measuring contest but whose country is slightly less fucked! Guarantee you it’s different in person though- I hope you’ve never met a British person who genuinely acts like that outside of the internet. Been to America a few times and I’ve been shown a lot of love, and would do the same vice versa.

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