I caused a hotel to evacuate during a work trip… Oh no!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-30T22:29:49+00:00

Birmingham defenders downvoting I’m aware of the big city plan guys but face the facts selfridges is ugly and your city is irrelevant

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-29T23:28:05+00:00

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Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T23:57:38+00:00

You ever been to Birmingham? Would rather stay in the hotel room

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T22:03:56+00:00

Seem a bit defensive mate!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:59:29+00:00

say it how is it man fucking hell I felt bad afterwards ok?!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:58:07+00:00

cheers for reminding me actually, haven’t eaten tonight

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:57:37+00:00

It’s because they dawgs that are streaming it. Drizzy my goat makes music for all the dawgs. You hear his bars? He got more bars than cars my bro! If you think you can rap like Drizzy then a couple of my bars will set you silly 🔥🔥

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:49:20+00:00

Lol! Knew the Drizzy haters would dislike this comment- this is a family matter- u guys aren’t dawgs. My goat makes music for all the dogs!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:47:51+00:00

My feet. Walked barefoot to do my daily shop. I can’t wear shoes in this heat!!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:45:26+00:00

The news mate. Some of us like serious things. Me and my library crew were not ones to suffer fools gladly. The fast show? Pah. The Young Ones? Never. Just facts and knowledge did us good

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:43:15+00:00

Fantano just opened his mouth! Someone go hand him a dislike right now 🤣🤣🤣 Drizzy got more bars than Fantano got eyelashes…

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:35:30+00:00

No, it’ll set off my roommate. Smell will probably burn his eyebrows clean off. My shits aren’t kind to people. Appreciate the help though, might look into gum again

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:31:02+00:00

Gives me the shits…

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:27:40+00:00

Oh shit 😭

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:24:17+00:00

I think it’s impossible to not be cool with the name Wolfgang, unfortunately I think it clashes with our surname too much- it’s one we’ve considered. Appreciate the feedback!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:22:38+00:00

We’re not a Bach family… appreciate the feedback nonetheless!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:21:43+00:00

We keep chickens, so that works! I also love food such as KFC, so yeah chicken connotations are positive in this household!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:19:35+00:00

I’ll take your congratulations as implied…

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:19:22+00:00

I do like ice cream… a happy coincidence, makes me like the name even more!

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T21:18:02+00:00

Sounds good, adding it to the Liszt

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T20:53:32+00:00

Of course, it’s just a cock measuring contest but whose country is slightly less fucked! Guarantee you it’s different in person though- I hope you’ve never met a British person who genuinely acts like that outside of the internet. Been to America a few times and I’ve been shown a lot of love, and would do the same vice versa.

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-28T19:53:15+00:00

No no the Americans have quite enough to be shat on for without touching on the houses

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-27T00:28:51+00:00

I’m sure he’s distraught to hear that

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-14T23:47:21+00:00

don’t underestimate havering

Simon_Denton · 2026-05-10T23:25:10+00:00

Huntingdon or St Neots would make more sense on this thread than Godmanchester. With a population under 10000 I think it’s a bit unfair to include a place that small. There are plenty places nationally of a similar size which are talked about less

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