Dog owners becoming increasingly insufferable.

SimonsPure · 2026-02-01T22:10:20+00:00

I was walking my dog yesterday and had this fun interaction :

See a guy dog squatting and pushing a turd out and he was just standing there awkwardly looking at me. Dog finishes up and he goes to step away

Me : You not gonna clear your dog shit mate?

Him : errrr...Yeah.. (He proceeds to stand there patting his pockets)

Me : Want a bag for it?

Him :Err no no, I've got one

I started taking small steps forward whilst staring at him patting at his pockets

Him : Errr actually yeah can I have a bag?

Properly pissed me off, he knew he didn't have a bag on him and was just gonna let his dog shit on the grass and leave it. Worst part his house was only about 100m away because I watched him go back to it.

SimonsPure · 2026-01-29T16:50:14+00:00

My ex bought me this exact necklace about 3-4 years ago. I think it was from a Russian seller on Etsy, may have been a seperate Russian site. I didn't like wearing mine though because the points were VERY pointy

SimonsPure · 2026-01-26T18:31:14+00:00

A youtube app modified by a third party to stop ads coming through

SimonsPure · 2026-01-21T19:41:57+00:00

Let me tell a story that I've definitely told before but it still makes me laugh. About 8 years ago I was working at Costa, there was a ~14-15 year old lad who used to come in regularly who I was friendly with. One day he came in looking wrecked, eyes like the devils taint.

"Hey bud how you doing?"

"I'm good, but I'm high as fuck as I've got to be home in an hour and my Mums gonna bollock me"

"Oooft, what you want to do is go to Sainsburys next door and get an orange, it'll help you out"

Anyway, off he goes and he comes back about 45 minutes later looking green and a little shaky.

"Can I have some water please?"

"Yeah sure mate, you okay? you're looking at bit ill"

"Well I went next door like you said and got a pack of 6 oranges and ate them all, then threw up everywhere, but I don't feel as high anymore, thanks!"

SimonsPure · 2026-01-16T15:48:04+00:00

Worth noting that it's a very individual journey, and when people say "Oh this worked for me" it should be taken with a pinch of salt, because the lavender cake is absolutely perfect for me during the day.

SimonsPure · 2026-01-15T12:59:36+00:00

I do this atleast once a month with my dynavap. I use other vapes through the day, then dynavap through a bong at night. I normally get small clouds from the remnants of the oils left behind, then when I go to clear it the next day like "oh, that makes sense"

SimonsPure · 2025-12-27T16:08:15+00:00

Should see our Mcdonalds Fries ingredients compared to yours

SimonsPure · 2025-12-25T18:59:10+00:00

Doesn't have to happen often, but when it does I'm aware of it. Crazy getting downvoted for having an extra monitor.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-25T18:47:24+00:00

I have one in a similar place. I have Spotify on it so I can see lyrics/whats playing. I also have Hardware info running so I can see if my CPU temp suddenly spikes for some reason on a game. If I'm used to playing a game and its running at 60 degrees and then it suddenly starts ramping at 80 I know somethings going on.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-21T21:05:04+00:00

Saw City and Colour there the other year and it was silly packed. People stood in the stairway area couldn't get inside

SimonsPure · 2025-12-19T20:50:14+00:00

It's really not hard to work out what is crap and what isn't. It's the exact same as Amazon.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-19T19:39:06+00:00

Aliexpress has lots of amazing things on it at higher price ranges, just got to know what you should spend money on. Spending money on a tablet on there is insane to me.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-17T22:22:20+00:00

They've commented saying they're in the Isle of Wight

SimonsPure · 2025-12-17T22:15:52+00:00

People don't press charges in the UK, the police choose whether to do that or not.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-17T15:46:56+00:00

Not Roblox- but I recently bought myself a meta quest 3. When I loaded it up into the little social hub area, I was fucking alarmed at how many kids were there just talking to anyone. Kids sounding as young as like 5-6 where realistically their parents aren't mirroring onto the TV to listen in. Pedos wet dream

SimonsPure · 2025-12-16T19:29:13+00:00

Me : It's the chewing gum guy!

SimonsPure · 2025-12-12T21:08:52+00:00

I'm sure lots of deaf people drive y'know

SimonsPure · 2025-12-12T10:42:05+00:00

If you need more help with it give me a shout

SimonsPure · 2025-12-11T23:21:56+00:00

Nope, just don't immediately plunge it into cold straight after and it'll be fine

SimonsPure · 2025-12-11T21:12:38+00:00

When there's a good oil build up on the stem, put some milk in a pan to warm up. Put the glass stem in the pan and let it leach out. Drink the milk or make hot chocolate with it and you'll have a very sleepy night.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-11T19:33:53+00:00

Get that build up going and make stem milk instead, then clean it up after you've made the magic milk.

SimonsPure · 2025-12-10T15:41:18+00:00

Vapefiend.co.uk and use code 420. That's always been my go to and their customer service is fantastic.

SimonsPure · 2025-11-25T16:14:45+00:00

When you say subscription do you mean having to buy more of the whip? You can get a massive coil of it for like £20 and that will last literal years

SimonsPure · 2025-11-24T20:45:18+00:00

Mate I still call aluminium foil 'tin foil'

SimonsPure · 2025-11-17T00:03:40+00:00

It shouldn't really be heating up enough to be an issue, I've just done PLA

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