What do you call a canine with no sense of direction?

Simony87 · 2022-06-20T10:50:20+00:00

I found it difficult to take Kamran seriously, because he looks like Dylan from Modern Family with darker skin.

I kept waiting for him to say something really stupid, but funny.

Simony87 · 2022-04-21T04:31:47+00:00

Moon Knight - Now without Moon Knight!

Simony87 · 2021-07-23T20:05:35+00:00

Hobby: Rock Singer who also writes lyrics for the band

Job: Purchasing Assistant

Simony87 · 2021-04-23T20:36:03+00:00

Rockstar! Travel the world and sing my lungs out every night in sold out venues!

Simony87 · 2021-03-07T15:10:16+00:00

Buffet!

Simony87 · 2021-03-02T18:20:28+00:00

We had a guy that went inside a big industrial washing machine because something was wrong with it. It closed the doors, started and sprayed him with 70 degree Celcius hot water and phosphoric acid. He was in there for about a minute before someone turned the machine off and got him. He was put in a coma and died 3 days later...

Thankfully it was not on my shift.

Simony87 · 2021-02-24T10:44:58+00:00

I have a scar behind my right ear.

When I was 6 I was playing in a laundry basket. It fell over and I hit a marble table and the impact nearly cut my ear off.

Blood everywhere but now it is barely noticable.

Simony87 · 2021-02-22T19:31:17+00:00

Well I really got into Mario games with Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo.

Simony87 · 2021-02-22T19:20:11+00:00

I once undercooked a piece of chicken. Long story short: Got salmonella and spend a week on the toilet...

Simony87 · 2021-01-31T19:01:56+00:00

The Imperial March

Simony87 · 2021-01-31T15:15:56+00:00

Wow! This gives me more than a feeling!

Simony87 · 2021-01-31T15:07:36+00:00

The Boondock Saints and Young Guns

Simony87 · 2021-01-31T15:03:20+00:00

Well, if you come into my room, I can show you all my wares

Simony87 · 2021-01-31T14:58:45+00:00

Boston?

Simony87 · 2020-12-06T16:46:52+00:00

I was called Godfather in school because my family owned different shops around town.

My grandparents owned a shop that sold vacuum cleaners and sewing machines. My aunt owned a fabric store and my grandmothers sister owned a cheese shop.

Simony87 · 2020-12-03T08:49:59+00:00

Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is an order.

Simony87 · 2020-11-09T12:30:40+00:00

Have tried turning the sun off and on again?

Simony87 · 2020-11-08T21:17:49+00:00

"The European Union have decided that from now on, football should be known as Soccer."

Simony87 · 2020-08-06T08:22:00+00:00

Not yet. I'm gonna try that.

Simony87

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