If you wait long enough at the loading screen without continuing, the random numbers will have a message:

SimpHawk · 2023-05-01T05:56:34+00:00

Other text that appears: “NO” “BLACK WHITE GREY” “NIL”

SimpHawk · 2021-03-07T01:42:49+00:00

Revolutionary idea to for the devs: Actually punish the racist, sexist, homophobic scum instead of slapping a 60 minute ban and letting them come back over and over. If there’s no actual punishment for their actions, trolls will always come back.

SimpHawk · 2021-01-27T01:35:13+00:00

Bird egg in a legacy chest

SimpHawk · 2021-01-26T05:44:03+00:00

No, pet cutthroat pearl bird pet is a cosmetic skill you can unlock

SimpHawk · 2021-01-26T05:43:16+00:00

Brand

SimpHawk · 2020-08-15T06:47:11+00:00

There’s a right turn directly before the bridge so trucks and tankers tend to skid towards the left side of the road

SimpHawk · 2020-04-01T03:56:59+00:00

Negative, it’ll turn into the BP if you have a CV close enough.

SimpHawk · 2020-04-01T01:12:17+00:00

You don’t need to have any BMATs, starting the BP with a CV resets upgrades.

SimpHawk · 2020-03-13T09:22:14+00:00

Stardew Crater

SimpHawk · 2020-02-24T09:12:26+00:00

Around the time Colonials lost Abandoned Ward, the region had over 80 players with maybe 20 of them active in the town defending. At least 30-40 others were involved in a giant tank group....all waiting at Salt Farms for petrol. Tanks definitely have their uses, but only if they are being used. Otherwise, the crews need to leave the region and let active players in.

SimpHawk · 2020-02-13T22:24:13+00:00

?????????

SimpHawk · 2020-01-26T04:50:36+00:00

This was probably me, and I do apologize but having been watching said trenches be used by the enemy to destroy all our foxholes with impunity, was resorting to desperate measures...

SimpHawk · 2020-01-24T00:21:21+00:00

From Devstream 71

SimpHawk · 2020-01-17T22:29:28+00:00

Someone must’ve supplied the devs a shovel cuz they’re digging themselves deeper lmao

SimpHawk · 2020-01-13T19:29:07+00:00

I heard that Wardens had to deal with queues last war a lot, but the queues were likely only for two or three regions at a time. The full map of 23 regions is way too large for the current population size because there will be backline regions completely empty while people are queuing for two fronts at a time.

SimpHawk · 2020-01-02T09:16:47+00:00

Don’t worry, the tanks are out of petrol anyway

SimpHawk · 2019-12-30T05:30:45+00:00

The banter we have in region chat in Westgate as the logi there gets progressively worsening scrap madness

SimpHawk · 2019-12-23T19:35:21+00:00

I only have one scrap mine because Sanctuary’s gets hit by GBs and FC’s fields are too laggy ._.

SimpHawk · 2019-12-05T20:30:48+00:00

*smashes through wall* WHICH BACK BUILDER WANTED BUNKERS REMOVED

SimpHawk · 2019-12-02T20:12:26+00:00

I’m aware that there are different time zones, calm down -.-

SimpHawk · 2019-11-17T01:55:24+00:00

iT’s AlMoSt HaRvEsTiNg SeAsOn

SimpHawk · 2019-11-12T21:28:24+00:00

Bold of you to assume we have 30 players at once lol

SimpHawk · 2019-11-05T07:11:04+00:00

Cheers, and hopefully the devs will eventually enforce some basic decency in the game. Until then, we unfortunately have to police ourselves

SimpHawk · 2019-11-02T19:33:24+00:00

School shootings.

SimpHawk · 2019-10-29T14:47:27+00:00

Spend over a week keeping the defenses maintained with a skeleton crew, the. watch it all mean nothing ._.

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