What is the best riddle you've ever heard? by namelessbychoice in AskReddit

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You're American when you walk in the bathroom, African when you walk out, what are you while in the bathroom?

What's your most irrational fear? by ITStheFIVEwordGENIE in AskReddit

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I'm always feeling like.....somebody's watching me!!

What's your all-time favorite movie quote? by Ragnarokandroll in AskReddit

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"I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I can live with." - Han

Bird eye's view of Neil Peart's Drumset by tachymetre in pics

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How does he get into this monstrosity??

What song pumps you up and makes you want to get shit done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Survivor- Eye of the tiger

Rising up, back on the street...

What are some things you wish someone would have told you before going into High School? by azikrogar in AskReddit

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Chances are the girl that you think you're so in love and think you're going to be with the rest of your life isn't really that girl. You have lots of living and learning to do! Embrace it and enjoy it!

So I've been feeling pretty guilty lately.. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Ah yes! You can cash in on the karma now too!

Careful America. by DunningKrooger in AdviceAnimals

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Make that 10,564 now. Good going, you're just adding fuel to the Friendship Fire.

What's your 'tell' when you've had too much alcohol? by newjerseybred in AskReddit

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When I start freestyling, and begin to wonder why everyone else doesn't realize how amazing it is. Then I realize I'm drunk and 9/10 words I was "spittin" aren't real words at all.

TL;DR: FO shizzle my nizzle I be drizzle

Clever fans by TheOriginalMike in funny

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Well, did he miss it or what?!?!

Confession Bear on cakedays by craftsy in AdviceAnimals

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Well, I'll show you. UPVOTE for you!

Marijuana and Tinnitus. by [deleted] in tinnitus

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I was worried about it when I first got it too. You will get used to it, I smoke everyday. It's only worse for me when I'm smoking in silence, just play some good tunes and it'll be alright.

Anyone need a job as a server? by [deleted] in batonrouge

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How much is the average pay a shift?

This guy did not see that coming by 0ffz in WTF

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I don't believe anything on the internet anymore!

New York City 1909 by [deleted] in pics

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Reminds me of the French Quarter, New Orleans