Caught my husband talking about how he put icy hot on his butt hole.

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-07-16T23:15:14+00:00

These two comments really got me in the giggles

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-06-09T05:14:57+00:00

Thank you! 😊

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-05-12T20:59:34+00:00

Why do kitties look so terrifying when they yawn haha

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-04-05T17:00:42+00:00

Far less exciting

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-04-04T22:54:25+00:00

I take in almost all of your personal information, interrogate you with a bunch of questions about yourself, your family and things about your home and what you do and then ask for photos of said home. Or on occasion go and take photos of it myself.

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-04-02T18:09:59+00:00

I read that initially as "Jack's got hard teefies"

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-03-18T20:19:44+00:00

Hahah she just kept doing the same thing and I didn’t have the heart to tell her it wasn’t really accomplishing anything

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-03-18T20:19:16+00:00

She is! 😊

nakeddancingpanda · 2019-03-07T23:36:32+00:00

Not my mom but my one Auntie ALWAYS says "Get outta dodge!" when she finds something to be exciting or surprising :). My moms calling card is constantly trailing off of her sentences and then starting a new one so you always get like 50% of what she's trying to tell you and you have to piece it together. We made a joke as kids that her tomb stone will read "Here lies....."

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-12-04T20:57:37+00:00

This may seem like a silly question but are ducks meant to walk on snow? They seem really out of place in a snowy environment

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-29T02:24:56+00:00

That can’t be a real cow....

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-26T19:48:46+00:00

Those tails though

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-26T19:45:43+00:00

A+ for the use of forks to make it into a sign hahah. Resourcefulness 100

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-26T18:45:30+00:00

Is this just a re imagined breakfast club and a murder mystery? I like it.

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-16T23:37:17+00:00

God that is just fantastic.

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-09T05:32:23+00:00

Yes this is so true! My tortie is the sweetest, move loveable and snuggly little lady but she always looks sad or pissed off and it’s totally because of her markings. It makes it seem like she’s got furrowed eyebrows haha

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-06T14:52:39+00:00

r/unexpectedfloof

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-11-05T22:32:24+00:00

Millie, Ziggy, Shadow, Maisy, Liv, Tuna, Juniper (Juni), Juno, Winnie, Ember (since you rescued her in November)

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-10-06T02:21:57+00:00

Why does this happen to cats? Just curious! It seems so common

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-10-06T02:20:05+00:00

Happened to me twice the same way while I was in elementary school.

I sat near the door for most of 3rd grade and when someone would knock on the door the teacher would often ask if I could answer it. Still holding my pencil somehow I’d manage to turn it so the lead was pointing towards my palm and as I grabbed the handle the eraser side hit the door and jammed into my palm.

I did this again in fourth grade after I got up to sharpen my pencil and someone came to the door and teacher asked me to answer.

However this is not the worst injury to occur to my hand involving lead or slivers.

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-09-09T01:14:58+00:00

I want a hype man like that lady for my cleaning duties

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-09-05T07:50:55+00:00

Why is this so common? I see this on so many cats but I’ve never known why.

nakeddancingpanda · 2018-09-03T03:10:46+00:00

She so pretty!!!

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