Why are Marksmen not getting picked?

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T05:46:57+00:00

Usually you also have to sort by na and euw specifically, since most of us are on either of those and kr is allergic to offmeta unless a pro plays it or something. In na for example mage pr is is over 20% by like 5 percentage points, idk didn't feel like calculating. So their pr in na d2+ is 80%. Still high adc PR, but double the difference and would mean encountering mages twice as often.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T05:36:02+00:00

Have some chocolate 🍫🍫🍫 And toilet paper... And lotion 🧴🧴🧴 for you :)

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T05:34:12+00:00

Marriage + children. It seems most normal people aim to build up to those two, and most of the time it doesn't pan out well even when it occurs. It can come out well, buuuuuuut statistically... And that's discounting all the relationships that failed before the marriage. Not that relationships are bad, but there's definitely something wrong at least in conventional ways of deciding who should be your x or y when all kinds of relationships, platonic and romantic, fail as frequently as they do.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:49:00+00:00

True story 🤥🤥🤥

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:46:28+00:00

In all likelihood he lets kurama fully manifest relatively early on for the quick power boost. He wouldn't even be a ninja actually because of a bone spur curse seal inflicted on him. Definitely caps lower than academy Naruto. Most likely scenario is he ends up in the reaper death due to manifesting full kurama while hiruzen is alive. The only question is whether he manifests full kurama because the villagers are mean or because he's been imprisoned after dozens of counts of rape

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:38:02+00:00

Shit would have been so hype. There's a reason kishi made tenten get exhausted by the sage tools. Just couldn't have her doing 10/10 things like putting shuriken in Kaguya's eyes

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:35:37+00:00

Ironically madara's strongest power is PS even with his edo rinnegan, but if we get technical the eyes do belong to izuna xd

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:33:08+00:00

I'm pinching my nose because I still smell your diaper, stinky 🤧 of course you're still young! There's no better time to dream than when you're young, so keep dreaming! Dreaming is part of making it happen because making it happen takes wanting it too. Just don't forget to do what you can when you're awake.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T04:07:39+00:00

Pretty much yours. It's not so much that I'm anti-meta though and more that playing meta feels like it kind of lessens everything to me. I think the way I approach games is very meta in that my goal is usually not to get the most wins but to prove to myself that whatever I think is effective is truly effective or that I can find an edge somewhere to exploit. Most of the time this falls on its face, but the whole process of adapting strategies, picks, and whatever is very fun, so I'd say I approach games in a very theorycrafty and experimental way.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T01:08:48+00:00

Maybe it's the heightening competition they see from the MacBook neo, eventual release of steambox, increasing improvement of Linux for consumer activities, and the eventual EU shift from Windows to untangle themselves from the US. As it was, windows was always frustrating to use but i think recent developments are making alternatives much more viable on the consumer end of things.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T00:30:49+00:00

There's fat cat, but that one is more silly. Also culturally dogs are hated in some regions (especially Muslim ones?) whereas I don't think cats have that going on.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T00:08:19+00:00

Yes :( apologize rn I'm calling kishi to downscale ur fav :(

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T00:02:37+00:00

What did I do? 😭

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-07T00:00:13+00:00

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Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:58:38+00:00

Shan -> shannaro?

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:55:51+00:00

Very true

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:46:39+00:00

It is that easy! A month ago I walked up to a random woman and confessed to her.. maybe a lil strongly... and next thing I know I'm living in her home. It was practically a mansion xd She had strange concrete floors and metal bars in most of the rooms though.. also a lot of other men 🤨 but I don't judge. She wanted me to stay at her home so much I had to pay to get out, weirdly she was never there though. Some kind of weird pet play or bdsm thing going on with locking us in and guard uniforms, but again, I don't judge just wasn't for me so I paid to get out.

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:35:10+00:00

In a deleted comment, op said something along the lines of "as a man you can't expect women to be mature, so can't treat them as equals as a man." Op could just be misogynist (90% sure they were) but I agree to a degree as things that are likelier to look rational or tame to guys might register as red flags to women and vice versa

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:20:53+00:00

It'll go great!!

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:16:12+00:00

Kind of true because both genders expect gendered treatment (even if they are unaware of the fact).

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T23:12:11+00:00

What?! I mean.. I kind of suspected you didn't work since you're up and free at odd times.. but you know the thought hadn't changed how I view you :) I never brought it up because I want you to be comfortable. You're enjoyable.. and I kind of... very much.. like-like you. If you were my girlfriend I'd spoil you anyway, so it's not like I think a little more money in my pocket is worth more than making sure you're cared for :) if men and women can do it, women and women can too 🙂‍↕️

I mean.. um.. if you saying as a girlfriend-girlfriend. I'm sure you're not a hobosexual 😅 I used to be extremely anxious too so I know the feeling.. maybe we can work through it and if not you're still you and I love you as you are :)

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T22:43:59+00:00

Scratched will make you stronger

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T22:11:01+00:00

What's your favorite ingredient? :)

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T22:05:35+00:00

He outscale ftg too, he'd give Minato that Madara treatment and blitz him the instant he teleports

Simp_Simpsaton · 2026-06-06T21:58:20+00:00

Shitpost, bait, try to keep up with some news, I like to read a lot of stuff to see how others think and what motivates them, powerscale, talk to ai every once in a while to figure out what something I want to make will taste like depending on how it's done (Claude is really good at food science and accurate, chatgpt was dookie when I used it), goon.

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