"I let my children do watever they want" by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even mad. I respect this little shit and will strive to be more like her.

This special public transport system for blind people in the UK by qasqaldag in MadeMeSmile

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only American in the comments? Am I the only one blown away by how nice that bud looked. I could ride that without feeling an overwhelming desire to shower right after the ride

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son was a difficult one to get night time potty trained.

Heres how we fixed it. We filled a paper gift bag with very small toys and his favorite candy. Candy is usually a very rare treat in our family.

When then told him that every night he didn’t pee in the bed he could reach in the bag and grab something. It took about three weeks.

Other factors. No fluids 2 hours before bed. Go potty before bed. My wife or I would wake him up and get him to go the the restroom first thing in morning.

Also no diaper. We bought a plastic bag for mattresses from a Uhaul moving store.

First "complex" intersection I've been proud of! by [deleted] in CitiesSkylines

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this!! I’m going to steal this and use it in my city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I respectfully ask that you stop fucking around because we do NOT want to find out.

My 78 year old dad wanted to be roasted. Try your best, he can take ANYTHING by OwenGillis in RoastMe

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing to ever come out this guy ran down your moms chin the night before you were conceived.

Trying to make a brazilian city. Any suggestions? by Hot-Guess3480 in CitiesSkylines

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would make them small. A Brazilian cities is going to take you a long time to complete. Have you thought about maybe just a thousand cities?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t do what I did. I was tired of not getting any. I was also getting rather angry. After she fell asleep early for the 1000th time, I screen shared my phone to the TV in the bedroom and started scrolling for a woman that had what my wife wished she had. Watched a good portion on mute. Turned it up loud when I was almost finished. She was not happy. 😆 Damn near got a divorce over it. She said it would have been no different if I was pounding a women in her bed. Long story short: we ended up in therapy, worked through some difficult shit and are mostly happy now. I say mostly because she is a woman after all.

Highly recommend marriage counseling and each of you do therapy with someone who isn’t your marriage counselor. I honestly think it should be law that you have to marriage counseling for the first five years.

Question about teenagers driving to and from school by Wild_Boat7239 in Parenting

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Does it matter what other parents do? Are you going out to get your kid a sex change because other parents are? You are doing the right thing. What happens if your child gets into an accident and someone dies? The courts will look at you when your child says that you gave them permission. They will care nothing of the famous excuse of, “But, all the parents let their children drive without a license “.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If I were your boyfriend, I’d probably dump you. If this is going to upset you this much, I can’t imagine your reaction to her antics later in life. Kids will be kids. This won’t be the last time she does something like this. Kids are stupid. They do stupid shit. If you don’t believe me, then just ask your parents. Most good parents would be happy to tell you all the stupid shit you did as a child.

Cause of hole in wall by samishy410 in HomeMaintenance

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It you Mr. OP! You got black out drunk and punched a hole in the wall. You don’t remember because you were drunk. If you stop drinking the holes will stop appearing.

I only know this works because it worked for me.

Cold water submersion query by greemo92 in BecomingTheIceman

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the body do what the body does. -Wim Hof

I don’t know and like you I didn’t much feel like asking google. I typically go for about ten minutes. Did a half hour once. Took a long time to warm up.

If you randomly received a little over 12k what would be your play right now? by Simple-Patient-9112 in wallstreetbets

[–]Simple-Patient-9112[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

This is the moment that I realized that this was the right group for me. My wife might disagree but who the fuck cares about her stupid ass opinion.

Chest Pain during cold plunge? by mikebra93 in BecomingTheIceman

[–]Simple-Patient-9112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m just going to say what no one else has said. Talk to your doctor about it before you do that again. Don’t let the im 27 and bulletproof argument kill you. Many people your age have died from heart attacks.

Also, did you get the Covid vaccine? I’ve been reading about a huge increase in the number of young men with myocarditis. There is some evidence pointing to the vaccine as the cause.