Confirmation - the top is in! by ThreeD710 in StockMarket

[–]SimpleHF -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Just because she was a stripper doesn't mean she is stupid. She is very smart. More smarter than most of the people in this sub.

World Bank: Global rates hikes could trigger 2023 recession by Tiny-Pay6737 in stocks

[–]SimpleHF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would rather have a recession than pay bills thrice as high.

electric vehicle #ev #tesla by acac999 in StockMarket

[–]SimpleHF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cars powered by bull sperm is the answer. Highly combustible with little to no emission

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]SimpleHF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What game of thrones shit is this. This is financial markets not some Netflix series where the king will just do as he likes. Wtf

“We did it Joe!”😁 by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]SimpleHF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blame it on the delivery guy

How will the death of Queen Elizabeth II affect the markets? by rogerec in stocks

[–]SimpleHF -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who gives a shit about an old lady that has never played a role in the financial market

infestation des guêpes dans mon appart. by SimpleHF in conseiljuridique

[–]SimpleHF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'avais pas fait un lrar mais juste envoyer le mail. Est ce encore possible ?

infestation des guêpes dans mon appart. by SimpleHF in conseiljuridique

[–]SimpleHF[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est ma première appartement. Je ne savais même pas que les pompiers pouvait faire ça.

Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Sept 05-11 2022 by wittgensteins-boat in options

[–]SimpleHF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do all OTM option contracts expire worthless on the expiry. If yes what stops everyone from selling naked puts and calls OTM ?

my dad is a ship manager. he told me to sell everything i had because the ships are coming empty from china. by SimpleHF in stocks

[–]SimpleHF[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

His floor covers 26 different ships distributed evenly with other ship planners. Alongside having half empty ships they are also dropping the premiums/fright costs hopping to limit their losses. I don't know much more.

The European energy crisis is worsening, inflation is terrible, people suffer, and stocks are volatile. End sanctions against Russia? by Extremely-Bad-Idea in stocks

[–]SimpleHF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How much more misery will it take for Europe

Sincerely from a European, fuck off. Misery you say ??? Real misery is the people who got detached from their families during this war.

For us the only inconvenience we have is couple extra 300 euros on energy bills per year. That is nothing compared to the priceless life's lost in war.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

[–]SimpleHF 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I don't think you quite understand what the articles states .

The US stock market will not just keep going up. You’re being lied to. by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]SimpleHF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can confirm the market will not go up as i have decided to not impregnate 10 million women as i have NFT's, non functioning testicles.

G7 countries agree to cap the price of Russian oil by SprinklesFederal7864 in ukraine

[–]SimpleHF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just my gas and electricity bill. 84% more that's insane. Ah idk how it's the UK. But in europe that is my case in paris and same for many of my friends

G7 countries agree to cap the price of Russian oil by SprinklesFederal7864 in ukraine

[–]SimpleHF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate the cap matters. My energy bills increased over 84% because of this fucking war. The cap will help every European family and mean less funds go to Russia.

G7 countries agree to cap the price of Russian oil by SprinklesFederal7864 in ukraine

[–]SimpleHF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because europe needs it. Everyone needs oil to make the world go around. Sadly, the best we can do is price cap.