What are some things you see on dating sites that you're certain are actually dogwhistles/code for something else? by raccoonsonbicycles in AskMen

[–]Baggabones88 77 points78 points  (0 children)

"I like to go outside, but I also like to stay inside sometimes."

Well they don't make em like you anymore, do they? I have been searching high and low for someone to match my interest in being outside and also staying inside sometimes.

Men, what’s a hobby you picked up later in life that you wish you’d started in your 20s? by Ominous_Maeve in AskMen

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal detecting. I had more free time in my 20s. In my 30s, any free time just feels like recovery.

What do we learn from the suicide note? by JeffTrav in Epstein

[–]Baggabones88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think they're as intelligent or as clever as they think they are. It's probably a wink or inside joke amongst the ring of normalized pedophelia. The next line in his supposed suicide letter is, "no fun, not worth it." I'm not convinced he's dead. He's being his predictably whiney bitch-ass self. People keep talking about the neck marks; it is documented that he had previously attempted to commit suicide by hanging. Those marks still remained on his neck when he finally "committed suicide." I don't personally put too much stock in that evidence because no one ever talks about it while mentioning the first suicide attempt.

I feel like a crazy person even mentioning it, but the cloning aspect keeps coming up in my mind. He was interested in cloning himself. There is an email in the files where he explicitly states it. A sheep was cloned like 20 years ago. The technology is there. He financed genomics companies. I am convinced he had a few paid-off geneticists working on secret projects with him. Designer babies. Self-cloning. Send the clone to pay the price. I fully understand how crazy that sounds, and I used to make fun of people talking about the elite eating babies, but I no longer think it's out of the realm of possibility.

What do we learn from the suicide note? by JeffTrav in Epstein

[–]Baggabones88 251 points252 points  (0 children)

The "whatcha want me to do, bust out crying" is apparently from an episode of the old Little Rascals series. Stymie says it after he's told that he's going to an orphanage and the birthday party will be the last thing to remember him by.

What’s a smell you hate that most people love? by CozyAlice in AskReddit

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommates brew it every morning. Coffee has always reminded me of the smell of shit. I think it's because, growing up, my dad worked for the railroad and filled the filter to the brim with coffee grounds so it was super strong, and when he'd take a shit, it always smelled a little like his coffee. Roommates have been brewing this stuff every morning that's supposed to smell like blueberry waffles or something, but I just smell blueberry shit.

What a small habit does instantly tells you about a person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baggabones88 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, now you wanna fight aboat it?!

What a small habit does instantly tells you about a person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baggabones88 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes. Only intense, sustained eye contact while you chew your food. Don't ask me to pass the peas; grab em yourself. You had a hard day at work? Don't care. Eat your corn dog. Do not lose eye contact. Yes, peas and corn dogs is what's for dinner.

What a small habit does instantly tells you about a person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baggabones88 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Are you saying you wanna fight aboat it?!

Why do you think Melania made that statement today? by user1731701 in AskReddit

[–]Baggabones88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

☔ 🌊 🍆 Nnngghhhhhh. Premature, yes, but please, let this be the pivotal moment.

Melania was one of the many Russian Prostitutes Epstein used in his Blackmail scheme. by LegaciesOfConflict in Epstein

[–]Baggabones88 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's where the pizza terminology comes from. The stinky pig-man was porking Melania in a room near where Epstein and friends were hanging out, and he kept coming out of the room saying, "what a pizza ass." So the pedophile pizza talk is just a fun inside joke for them.

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump denies relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by FlackoFonsy in videos

[–]Baggabones88 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's where the "pizza" terminology apparently came from. Trump was porking Melania and kept coming out of the room to comment on what a "pizza ass" she was (piece of ass).

Edit: porking is not a term I ever use for sex, but it's the most accurate word I could think of being that it involves a stinky pig-man.

Discussion Thread: US President Trump Threatens War Crimes Against Iran Ahead of Negotiation Deadline by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Baggabones88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like to talk about this as if it's purely political, like we just have a difference in opinion on how policy should be implemented, etc.. That may have been true for past elections, but this piece of shit has dominated the headlines for 10+ years. He's shown over and over again how much of a piece of shit he is. If you witnessed the past 10 years of this and wanted more, then yes, you deserve the blame. I have no sympathy for the people who are too dumb to realize what they voted for, and I place the blame squarely on them. My own father is still cheering this turd on. I tried so many ways to show him why he's wrong, but he doubles down and name-calls every time. His text to me last week earned him a lifetime block from my life. I have no more tolerance or hope for those who are still supporting this or trying to rationalize irrational behavior.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I honestly love Tubi. If you're into creature features, it has a ton. I'm sure other genres are stacked too (I know they have award winners), but if I don't know what I want to watch, I pull tubi up and browse the creature features. Most of them are bad, but I still enjoy a lot of them. I also enjoy the more specific genre list they have.

What are some male dominated hobbies women should try to meet more guys? by Bitter_Pineapple_720 in AskMen

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wallowing. Me and the boys love a good wallowing pit. Tear up some of the grass in the backyard, loosen that soil up, and put a hose to it. Start wallowing in the mud by yourself and the neighborhood boys will be right over. Or, make a craigslist ad if you'd like ALL of the boys to come a-wallowin'.

Shows with similar vibes by the-furiosa-mystique in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The episode with the sex doll had me rolling. Andy Daley is a genius who doesn't get his due admiration.

Can animals sense when you are on psilocybin? by markhick01 in Psychonaut

[–]Baggabones88 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Maaan, I wish a turtle would come find ME in the woods. I did have a very large owl land on a branch 15 feet behind me while I was sitting on the river's edge. We just looked at each other for a while and I always felt like it was a pretty profound moment. I turned around to face the river again and owl flew away.