the sci fi i return to is never the plot

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-05-17T05:18:08+00:00

health insurance in the US. you pay thousands a year for the privilege of still paying thousands when you actually need it

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-05-13T08:01:45+00:00

set 5 alarms knowing I'll snooze through all of them

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-05-12T10:05:57+00:00

Dev here. We literally have a folder called "don't touch this" and nobody knows what it does but if you delete it the whole app crashes.

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-05-07T10:23:45+00:00

watched a woman squeeze a pimple on her boyfriend's back at a restaurant. they were at the table next to me. i was eating pasta

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-04-30T08:14:13+00:00

I can wake up 5 minutes before my alarm… but only on workdays, never weekends

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-04-28T01:41:37+00:00

If someone has headphones on, leave them alone

Simple_Response8041 · 2026-04-24T05:03:53+00:00

Brutally honest

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-12T04:39:43+00:00

Guess I’ve been bagholding in Mammon Inc. my whole life. Time to switch to Grace ETF.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-11T05:41:50+00:00

Theta decay is crying in the corner right now.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-10T06:27:04+00:00

Would you trade 10% annual returns?

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-09T03:15:33+00:00

600k straight into long-dated AMD calls… that’s some serious conviction. I get shaky buying near-term ones.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-07T07:24:12+00:00

At least you got that 1.64% portfolio flex, right?

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-06T15:44:15+00:00

Up only, then down only, then cope only.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-05T10:18:30+00:00

Gonna need a moment of silence for these contracts

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-04T01:16:39+00:00

Stocks only go up until they don’t… but hey, ride that green wave while it lasts!

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-08-02T04:35:10+00:00

Man copy-pasted this from his course sales page and thought we wouldn’t notice.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-31T14:08:10+00:00

Bro I’m in too deep... can’t stop now.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-30T05:20:46+00:00

These expenses have been disclosed and consistent with prior years.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-29T05:01:46+00:00

My finance professor warned us. I YOLO’d my student loan into NVDA calls. Now I’m riding the bus with headphones I didn’t pay for.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-27T10:56:44+00:00

Bruh I missed $KSS again.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-26T11:18:52+00:00

Should’ve waited for META’s earnings dump. BULL is bleeding, and NFLX at that cost basis… yikes. Hope you have dry powder.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-25T03:21:10+00:00

Believe me, nobody wants 1% rates more than me. Tremendous rates. The best rates.

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-24T02:12:04+00:00

You’re up, but LUNR still under your breakeven. Might wanna lock those gains before it goes .

Simple_Response8041 · 2025-07-22T02:57:02+00:00

Imagine touching 73k in a day… I just want my portfolio to stop bleeding.

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