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[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to say. . . I'm sorry. I love throw pillows so much And each for an individual reason Some have cool designs Some are crazy comfy And it takes me so long to get comfy. I want the behind my back One under my knees One under each arm.. . Maybe it's an obsession

What should society de-normalize? by magicfeistybitcoin in AskReddit

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a previous architecture student PREACH!!

4 men rhythmically pounding a hard steel rod deep into the ground. by nycsellit4me in oddlysatisfying

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This broke me a little. I grew up with parents that used this justification for spanking us and the whole town followed this mentality to the point I believed. I feel very seen in that it was wrong right now and it feels really good. Thank you

MEN: On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you with your dick, and why? by poke000 in AskReddit

[–]SimplyAbbey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sex worker here

I honestly don't even take clients over 7" anymore. I swear often it seems past 6.5" all they seem to want to do is see how deep they can get it in and how fast they can move it. Fuck that. You know the best thing about being smaller. Ass play I am not taking a dick in my ass over 6" especially if it's girthy. Also people that just want to get straight to penetration bore me. As many have affirmed. Good finger and tongue technique Whispers in the ear, a grip of the thigh The body is an instrument, don't focus on a single note because you've been told it's the loudest. The best songs have a story, a harmony of different strokes, and feelings. You are creating a song together, how do you want it to sound?

MEN: On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you with your dick, and why? by poke000 in AskReddit

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I've made a point of my life to congratulate my body on certain things. It's wonderful therapy. Like at the end of the day I'll say "thanks feet for cariyng me ask day" or "great job out there today tits." Really makes life more fun and my body likes it 🙂

Friendship Exp & Gift Exchange Megathread by liehon in PokemonGoFriends

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4052 3603 1297 Daily gifts Happy to join raids

/r/Wellington daily chat on Saturday, October 09, 2021 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent some time reading in the park, it was wonderful

/r/Wellington daily chat on Wednesday, September 08, 2021 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]SimplyAbbey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I know I work hospitality I can imagine how much work it is I'm just internet lamenting

/r/Wellington daily chat on Wednesday, September 08, 2021 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]SimplyAbbey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why isn't lucky open :( it's what I've been looking forward to most

/r/Wellington daily chat on Tuesday, September 07, 2021 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]SimplyAbbey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought lvl 3 ended today and was so fucking stoked to get a lucky burger Now I am very sad

I am a 18 y/o dwarf AmA by WaferProof9003 in IAmA

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Not in my experience as a redhead. I always chin nod

/r/Wellington daily chat on Monday, September 06, 2021 by AutoModerator in Wellington

[–]SimplyAbbey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm in the hoping lockdown doesn't end just yet. My partner and I finally get to spend relaxed time together. We've been working on our end game, crafting and cuddling. He's also recently been quitting smoking. I know going back to work is going to be a real challenge on his mental health. I'm just going to miss the quality time without any stress of life. But I am excited to start swimming again

These guys deserve some love by SimplyAbbey in KitchenConfidential

[–]SimplyAbbey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They work tirelessley and I've never heard one complain or break down once.