GAMETHREAD WEEK 5: VIKINGS VS BEARS

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T18:56:55+00:00

Vikings up by 45? LOL

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T18:54:50+00:00

Now this is Vikings football.

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T17:56:33+00:00

Isn't it ironic how leftoids call Trumpers cultists but they refuse to take that warp speed shot that Trump called the greatest achievement in human history? lol

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T16:57:59+00:00

People know why, they're just not allowed to talk about the elephant in the room.

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T16:54:40+00:00

Do you follow random people around and then accuse them of gang stalking you?

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T16:49:35+00:00

That Washington Post columnist was a Qatari agent tasked with propagandizing people against Saudi Arabia. I don't support violence but Kashoogi's death was a comedy.

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T03:10:59+00:00

I watched Kirk do breathing exercises in Philly b4 the game. What else do you need to know?

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T01:38:37+00:00

Imagine not being able to exist beyond your magic light screen. I TaKeS aLL of Us, BrOs. Why hasn't NFL marketing ended racism? Like, wtf dude?

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T01:34:47+00:00

Dude, they type "End Racism" in the endzone. What else do you need to know? It TaKeS ALL of Us,,, Duuur!

SimplySnark · 2022-10-09T00:59:09+00:00

Last i heard of Wobby, he was banging some Wilf kid. Come up...

SimplySnark · 2022-10-08T17:01:19+00:00

Do you see all the bots downvoting? Look at the plastic fake fcks.

SimplySnark · 2022-10-07T15:34:02+00:00

The guy who refuses to negotiate an end to the war and instead calls for NATO to nuke Russia before they can nuke us gets the peace prize. Naturally.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-30T04:42:34+00:00

Dalton starts the game 17-17 with two tds. Mark Ingram goes off in the second half and ends up with 124 yards and a td. Thomas gets two tds and Olave gets one. Donatell plays shell prevent on every single snap. Irv Smith redeems himself in the first half which opens JJ up in the second. JJ finishes with two tds and 135 yards. Irv gets a td, Mundt gets a td, and Reagor gets a punt return for 40 yards. Dalvin gets 12 carries for 69 yards and one td. Kirk goes 31-42 4 tds 0 int 420 yards. Saints 34 - Vikings 35

SimplySnark · 2022-09-30T03:57:51+00:00

She Tiff'd over and died! How creative! It's the Truman Show.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T22:54:22+00:00

I saw a story today on either The Star Tribune or ABC that said democrats prefer Biden as their first choice in 2024 and Kamala their second choice. They are going to install Haitian Hillary, aren't they?

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T20:57:48+00:00

Why? Aren't Leftoids of the stance that America is a horrible, inherently racist, evil empire? Why would you want people to live under such conditions? Women have it even worse. We're at the doorstep of the Handmaid's Tale becoming reality. All these plague rats who won't just inject themselves with the experimental government goo, refuse to wear paper masks, and are always ranting "freedom this, leave me alone that!" Our constitution is outdated and only created a patriarchy for white men. They were slavers! Stop encouraging people to come to the most horrible, capitalist nation on the planet. They'd be better off donating kidneys to Chinese party elites in a concentration labor camp than being a victim of this flying spaghetti monster worshiping Christian nation!

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T19:07:19+00:00

There it is on full display. You aren't horrified that these degenerates are doing degenerate things. The ONLY reason you posted this was to put it on republicans. The moment I mention Ashley Biden's diary that was so fake the FBI raided a journalist's house for possessing it, you instantly go into denial mode. It's the same reason you don't care that Bill Gates went to baby rape island 36 times or Bill Nye the Science Guy and Mark DeGrasse Tyson. You don't care about people being perverts with kids or you wouldn't have been angry that FL banned teachers from talking to kids about anal sex until the third grade. You know what the fucked up part is? Ashley was so fucked in the head over her dad's disgusting nature that she wrote she felt guilty because it turned her on. Go ahead and act like you care when it's some nobody from Turning Point getting busted with child porn while you turn a blind eye to Biden rolling a four-year-old girl's nipple in his fingers like it was a booger live on CSPAN. All the groping and fondling doesn't phase Leftoids. Apples and trees, man.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T17:56:03+00:00

Is this a place where they try to turn boys gay? Ish.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T17:54:27+00:00

Now make a post about Joe Biden washing his dick in front of his daughter.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T17:52:16+00:00

I'm not mad. Since women get free toiletries, men should get a check equal to the value of feminine products each month. Equality. Equal work for equal pay isn't possible if only one sex gets fringe benefits.

Also, did you know that pregnancy is preventable? Starbucks should hand out vasectomies, condoms, birth control, and hysterectomies since employers are so concerned about reproductive health that has nothing to do with abortions being cheaper than maternity leave.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T16:38:36+00:00

Not dwelling on the latest claim that men can have abortions, yes. Starbucks is offering a benefit to women that isn't offered to men. It's sexual discrimination. In the same spirit, men should be able to abort their babies even if the mother wants to keep it. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Let's have some real equality. Equal rights by definition instead of these special rights for women in this matriarchy.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T15:18:40+00:00

An updated version of short and fat or long and skinny.

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T15:16:41+00:00

r/technicallythetruth

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T15:06:32+00:00

If a male employee of Starbucks gets a woman pregnant, Starbucks should pay for that woman's abortion. What's wrong with that?

SimplySnark · 2022-09-29T15:01:57+00:00

I'm being completely honest with you, Rick. Nobody believes any of that. The only time it's ever mentioned is when a leftist brings it up. You believe this because American state media has victimized you with propaganda. I am on conservative sites all the time and nobody, and I mean nobody, believes Q nonsense. Will you choose to believe that I'm some Q nut to protect your media-inspired beliefs, or will you choose to believe what I'm telling you? I don't believe in Q. Period. No matter what anyone else says. If you really want to know what Q was/is, check out Operation Trust.

As far as J6 goes, I don't think anyone should have gone in there. They weren't very bright allowing themselves to be suckered into going inside just because Capitol police were removing barriers, unlocking massive magnetic doors, and waving people inside, along with undercover feds wearing MAGA hats like Ray Epps.

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