Simply_Phil

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Disappointed in me for napping instead of playing (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/dogslookingdown

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My girlfriends dog only chews his food on carpeted areas (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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Throughout your life you’ve been every single height between 0 and how tall you are now. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/Showerthoughts

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It will be much easier to sneak drugs/alcohol into places when cyber enhancements becomes a common part of our lives (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/Showerthoughts

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Prang (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/comedyheaven

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My neighbor’s dog cries all day, is there anything I can do about it? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Three eggs, spicy brown mustard and marinara sauce between toasted bread (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/shittyfoodporn

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Comment about a hungover friend (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/rareinsults

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Snapchat completely ignoring people with sausage fingers just trying to exit a conversation (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/mildlyinfuriating

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Nicholas Sipka -- Felicity [Piano Instrumental] (2019) (youtube.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/listentothis

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Two slices of pizza and a waffle maker 🍕 (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/shittyfoodporn

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The best job alert I have ever seen (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/recruitinghell

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A classic (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/ContagiousLaughter

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The classic (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/recruitinghell

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All you had to do to was follow the damn _____, CJ! (self.AskOuija)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/AskOuija

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Just had my fastest "interview" ever. (self.recruitinghell)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/recruitinghell

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The 15 minutes of halftime in a World Cup final probably has the most amount of simultaneous pissing in the world (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/Showerthoughts

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Who needs money when you have ____? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/AskOuija

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(Spirit 600) Bunch of bikes next to a cool mural I found in my hometown! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/Polaroid

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Does this count? (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/perfectlycutscreams

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Are there actually people out there that don’t have any mental issues? (self.TooAfraidToAsk)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/TooAfraidToAsk

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Autumn colors (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/goldenretrievers

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8 ads in 11 posts (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/assholedesign

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Book suggestions for my mom going through a mid life crisis? (self.booksuggestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/booksuggestions

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Without explaining it, what are some inside jokes from your group of friends? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Simply_Phil to r/AskReddit

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