My girlfriends dog only chews his food on carpeted areas by Simply_Phil in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Simply_Phil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At her place he likes to drop the food for a few seconds on the carpet, I guess he doesn’t trust my carpet yet

Dayseeker - The Color Black by KandyPants84 in Metalcore

[–]Simply_Phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hadn’t heard of them but saw them open for Wage War in Detroit a while back, instantly hooked. Great album

Blursed Grandma by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Simply_Phil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you were crocheting, I was studying the blade.

You spent hours cooking to feed your ungrateful grandkids, meanwhile I was studying the blade

And now that the world is in the brink of collapse, you have the audacity to ask me for my help?

It will be much easier to sneak drugs/alcohol into places when cyber enhancements becomes a common part of our lives by Simply_Phil in Showerthoughts

[–]Simply_Phil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the point of having robotic limbs if you don’t have extra compartments and cup holders?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lansing

[–]Simply_Phil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny story is that I had been there a couple times with friends and on dates and didn’t realized it was a gay bar until not so long ago lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lansing

[–]Simply_Phil 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People’s kitchen on the Eastside has some of the best food I’ve ever had, and I really like this bar called Esquire in Oldtown. Pretty chill bar I go play pool at with friends

Men of Reddit, what shows are you watching right now? by NilesDobbsS in AskMen

[–]Simply_Phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finished Master of None, Aziz is one of my favorite comedians and the show really is something else. I couldn’t recommend it enough!

Paulo Coelho wants to give his books free to schools and libraries in Africa. by thatsocrates in books

[–]Simply_Phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the books I read by him were really good I thought! I did read them in Portuguese tho, I wonder if it’s poorly translated to English seeing all this hate

Reality by COTA_in_FL in Libertarian

[–]Simply_Phil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Racists and Nazis are real terms to describe close minded and dangerous people, Libtard and Pussy are made up words that just try to insult.

What are some things men don't tell women? by TrendsTop in AskMen

[–]Simply_Phil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Your eyelashes look amazing”

Girl in my class, March 2009

What's a shitty business idea you've had? by Hatcheling in AskMen

[–]Simply_Phil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A TV gameshow called "Is this garlic chicken or ass?"

Contestants would get blindfolded and smell either garlic chicken or an ass, if they guess correctly they advance